Okay okay... we need a shovel, some lime, the tax returns......and a CAPTION

[underpants]

[underpants]

1. So where is the elevator for the corn?

[underpants]

2. Well Jeeves is going to have a heck of time cleaning off THESE shoes

[underpants]

3. Yes please keep this filthy corn off me. Do you realize the Monsanta crap that I am walking through?

[underpants]

4. I am not a business. I am not a business. I am not a business. I am not a business.

[tridim]

5. Cornfused Rmoney

[Duer 157099]

6. "Last thing I remember was...

...that kid saying 'You're a bad man. You're a very bad man. I'm sending you to the corn field.'"

[charlie]

7. I wanna see the corndogs

Which field are they in?

[LeftofObama]

8. "Ann! I think Rafalca's back from London!"

[HubertHeaver]

9. Where is this?

That is some bad-looking corn.

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. "Ever since the illegals I hired to mow my lawn

got deported, this friggin' grass grows like wildfire"

[rateyes]

11. "You mean corn GROWS on a STALK???"

"Whodathunkit?"

[Lint Head]

12. Mitt, "So where do you grow the popcorn?"

[LongTomH]

13. "Children of the Corn?"

Kinda goes with the creepy vibes I get from Romney!

[bluesbassman]

14. Gee willikers, these trees are all the same height!

[pinboy3niner]

15. "Bury that damn horse deep. If Ann finds out, my goose liver is cooked!"

[sadbear]

16. "Supposedly, this is where Joseph Smith found the golden plates."

(Yes, I'm aware that's New York state.)