Dog "writes" op-ed blasting Trump for Omarosa comment: "You are not being a good boy"
Dear Large Human President:
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I think you are calling people dogs because you think that makes them less than human. My human says thats something that fascists do. I dont know what that means, but it makes me think you are not being a good boy.
But it is also seems like you are not being smart, because dogs are wonderful and intelligent and filled with love, and I do not think you were trying to call Omarosa or Mitt Romney or Ted Cruz or any of those other humans wonderful or intelligent or loving.
I think you were trying to be mean and insulting to them. And that makes me want to growl at you.
Bad large human president! Bad!
I understand you are the first president since William McKinley to not have a dog. Thats weird. You dont have any animal friends, and that makes me suspicious.
In conclusion, and on behalf of all good dogs out there, I request that you stop referring to humans as dogs and start realizing that humans and dogs are both great and deserve respect and lots and lots of Milk-Bones. (Preferably the peanut-butter-flavored ones.)
Thank you, and please consider my suggestion that you deport all the squirrels. I really think theyre up to something.
Sincerely,
Rex Huppkes very good dog.
The Rest:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/huppke/ct-met-trump-omarosa-dog-racist-huppke-20180815-story.html