It looks like someone hacked the hell out of Mike Pence's website.

[nolabear]

http://www.officialmikepence.com



It can’t be real. It’s what comes up when I google him.

[sandensea]

1. Dense Pence will have to pray the gay away - at Ft. Leavenworth.

His fingerpints are all over Russiagate (mainly through his brother, Ed).

[RKP5637]

2. Sure enough looks that way! And comes in as the top one in a Google search! n/t

[marble falls]

3. Nice mock Pence site!!

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

6. Hacking...not just for right wingers anymore....

Should be offered as a class on campuses. How to Hack Your Way to Success and Save Your Country 101/202/303

[marble falls]

23. Only in the youth classes the kids will be teaching the teachers.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

24. heh heh

[hatrack]

4. Bwa-hahhahhahhahhahhah!!!!!

Brilliant!

[Scurrilous]

5. LOL

[caraher]

7. In case there is any doubt

No, Mike Pence’s Website Wasn’t Hacked

[nolabear]

8. I figured. It's brilliant though, isn't it? 😂

[caraher]

10. Yup

Better safe than sorry, though, in this world that is almost beyond parody!

And more truth than you'll find on the "real" site:

A former U.S. congressman and governor for the state of Indiana, President Mike Pence is proud to serve the white and Christian population of America for more than two decades.

[lagomorph777]

26. The hack is not the site itself; it's making it get a high rank on Google.

Well done!

[coeur_de_lion]

9. At the bottom of the website there is a banner

"This is a reminder to kill all your tiny dogs."

[meow2u3]

11. This reads like a Mike Pence satire website

and far more truthful than any actual campaign Pence would set up!

[BobTheSubgenius]

12. I was especially grateful for the reminder.

I must remember to kill tiny dogs.

[calimary]

13. OMG!

AND O-M-D! (Oh My Dog!)

[Haggis for Breakfast]

14. Oh My God

This is too much.

The Shame Cube and the mayflies and the rodents and the killing of the lambs and the tear sap and the BBQ sauce and honey and the communal bath (outside the Lincoln Memorial) and the re-birth canal.

WHO came up with this ???

And how much time will he serve ??

Yikes

[FM123]

15. OMG Pence Christ!

I loved the bio...
Born in Columbus, Indiana, on June 7, 1959, to wholesome heterosexual couple Edward and Nancy Pence, Michael Richard Pence was named after his grandfather Richard, who emigrated to America from the non-Muslim-majority country of Ireland, settling with his family in the American Midwest.

[BigmanPigman]

16. Las Vegas is having a hacking convention.

An 11 year old kid showed that he was able to hack into voter counts in certain states. He did it in a snap too. I wonder if someone at the convention did this for fun.

I want to write my email address to see what happens but I am afraid to. What is it about killing tiny dogs? Look at the Russian translation bit too.

[Merlot]

29. I think that 11 year old was a girl

Not sure if it was this one or another one, but one girl also hacked the voting machines.

[BigmanPigman]

33. Turns out there were two 11 year olds who

could do it, a boy and a girl. They hacked into "replicas" of the voting system.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/def-con-hacking-convention-voter-village-1.4784803

[B Stieg]

17. "Brute force aesthetics" Love it!

What a thorough job! 👍🤣✔

[mountain grammy]

18. Nice work.

[C Moon]

19. "Snack - 14 Peanuts"

I love that!!!
I don't know if it's referring to something. I hope not. I love the randomness of it!

[Merlot]

30. Should have been 17 peanuts

[amb123]

20. COMING SOON: Russian Translation

Ha!

[summer_in_TX]

21. This parody site has been around awhile

The Atlantic article about it dates back to August 0f 2017.

http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/08/no-mike-pences-website-wasnt-hacked.html

But it is indeed a brilliant parody site. Thanks for pointing it out.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

22. Check out the "SHOP" section (tab)...

gifts fer all yer hard right-wing cousins for the End Days Celebration.....

Be sure to order each of them a jar of that Pence Vaseline for when they finally understand who gets the shaft from tRump's tax cuts.

.....

[treestar]

25. Funny

He can play all of The Joker on guitar. Except the slide part after “some people call me Maurice “

[jberryhill]

27. Happy Anniversary to this fake story

No, "officialmikepence.com" was never Mike Pence's website in the first place.

It was put up as a joke on April Fool's day in 2017:

http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/08/no-mike-pences-website-wasnt-hacked.html

I’ll keep this brief: There is chatter floating around that Mike Pence’s website was hacked. It was not hacked — the screenshots circulating of officialmikepence.com are a parody site created for April Fools’ Day four months ago.

[samnsara]

28. wow this is great!!

[Corvo Bianco]

31. I remember this. The "what I ate" is the winning tab. nt

[malaise]

32. Hahahahahahahha

[displacedtexan]

34. The Shop link is the best!

I mean, who among us doesn't need Mouth Corner Lubricant?

http://www.officialmikepence.com/shop/