The official Mike Pence website

[ornotna]

http://www.officialmikepence.com/

A former U.S. congressman and governor for the state of Indiana, President Mike Pence is proud to serve the white and Christian population of America for more than two decades.

Born in Columbus, Indiana, on June 7, 1959, to wholesome heterosexual couple Edward and Nancy Pence, Michael Richard Pence was named after his grandfather Richard, who emigrated to America from the non-Muslim-majority country of Ireland, settling with his family in the American Midwest.

[dalton99a]

1. His official presidential portrait - creepy fuck:

[Funtatlaguy]

2. I'm having impure thoughts....I blame mu buttplug.

[SummerSnow]

3. here it is...

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[ornotna]

12. So much truth in one little toon. n/t

[Brother Buzz]

4. COMING SOON: Russian Translation

[ploppy]

5. What a nice website

It's so Mike!

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. When I opened it, there was a line over the top of the page, reading:

Are You A Homosexual? If Yes, Click Here

[Totally Tunsie]

10. ...which takes you to the Hell.com listing.

[niyad]

7. I thought this was the Onion--it isn't?????

[Horizens]

8. Seriously

Is this for real?

[Totally Tunsie]

9. LOL - Someone put a lot of time into this.

I especially love the "What I Ate Today" section:

[link:http://www.officialmikepence.com/what-i-ate/|

Breakfast
•6 Hash Browns (McDonald's)
•2 Medium Vanilla Shakes (McDonald's)
•2 Large Orange Juice (McDonald's)

EDITOR'S NOTE: I don't normally eat six hash browns for breakfast, but after finding out that my breakfast meeting was with a non-relative female, I had to abruptly cancel and head back to the White House for a briefing on Russia stuff.

and the "Mother May I" section is a hoot!

[link:http://www.officialmikepence.com/mother-may-i/|

[2naSalit]

11. Very telling...

A former U.S. congressman and governor for the state of Indiana, President Mike Pence is proud to serve the white and Christian population of America for more than two decades.

How unpresidential and totally RWNJ biased!! What a sorry fuck, poor excuse for a member of my species...

After looking at his picture again, maybe NOT my species after all.

[demmiblue]

13. Lol... the "Mother May I" section was especially funny!

Dear Mother,

For many years, I worked with a man who had a troubling relationship with his wife. He treated her like an object, bragged about how long he knew her, and it seemed like she was genuinely afraid of him. I stood by this man because he helped my career and now sometimes I can’t finish my mashed potatoes because I feel bad. Mother may I...forgive myself?

Sincerely,
Indy Mikey


Dear Indy Mikey,

I beg you to remember: God invented wives to glorify their husbands! They are beautiful baby-houses sent to this earth to bring forth a new generation of heavenly victors (male) and breeders (female). If this man treated his wife like an object it was surely because he understood that was the best use for her, and we cannot question our Lord who vested him with that wisdom. Rest easy. You WILL go to heaven and you MAY forgive yourself.

Love,
Mother