What 'perspective rolls' do you want DUers

[malaise]

Bwaaaaaaaaaaah.
I'm tempted to Calk my ears and my eyes

[Siwsan]

1. This is frighteningly HILARIOUS!

[malaise]

4. Are you ready to come onboarded?

I like the paragraph lifted from Google with correct spelling

[Siwsan]

12. I don't think I've ever laughed this hard, during Rachel's (or anyone else's) show!

And, really, this sort of spelling and grammatical idiocy is pretty much what I expect from trump* supporters.

[malaise]

13. Tears of laughter were 'roleing' down my cheeks

[skylucy]

2. ...

[Roland99]

3. Egg? Spring? California?

[malaise]

5. Defense departments rolls

Tears are still rolling down my cheeks - from laughter.

[0rganism]

6. arg what fresh hell is this?

i'm not sure i want to understand this joke

[malaise]

7. Rachel was reading the documents from Calk re his prospective roles in the Con's administration

His spelling is proof that he is a 100% 'Moran'. This was hilarious.
We already know they are criminals.

[lapfog_1]

10. bank CEO... with maybe a 6th grade edumicaytion

[Control-Z]

22. It's not fresh hell.

It's fresh rolls straight out of the oven!!

[lapfog_1]

8. my perspective rolls

are usually served high on a mountain top with a good view.

[malaise]

15. Ignorance is bliss

It's the definition of a kakistocracy.

[forgotmylogin]

20. Not too unusual of a perspective on the rolls...

There is a vanishing point though.

[SamKnause]

26. Cinnamon Fan Tans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of my all time favorites.

I use large muffin tins to bake mine.

[malaise]

27. I'm hungry

[d_r]

9. garlic and butter

[hlthe2b]

11. No one in that administration can spell, pronounce, or use proper grammar, so he'd fit right in.

He's apparently got the plagiarism experience as well.

[HipChick]

14. I could not believe that..

Someone like that in charge of something..

[trueblue2007]

16. i want LIGHT, FLAKY, BUTTERMILK ROLLS.

with loooooooooooooooooooooooooots of butter.

[Solly Mack]

17. Let me copy and paste the role of my rolls

Unbelievable Rolls (actual recipe title)

In a medium saucepan over medium heat, warm milk, water, sugar and salt. Remove from heat, and mix in the eggs and yeast.

Measure flour into a large bowl. Make a well in the flour, and pour milk mixture into it. Do not stir. Cover with a lid, and let stand for 20 to 30 minutes.

Pour melted margarine into flour, and mix well. Add more flour if too sticky. Knead lightly. Cover, and let rise for 20 to 30 minutes.

Shape the dough into rolls, and place on a baking sheet. Let rise again for 20 to 30 minutes.

Bake rolls in a preheated 400 degrees F (205 degrees C) oven for 15 minutes, or until done.


Unfuckingreal! Trump has all the best people!

[malaise]

18. LOL-'they are ignorant and proud

And they think they are well qualified too.

I'll try that recipe next weekend but with butter. I hate margarine.

[Solly Mack]

19. Resumes by Wikipedia - for all your Trump needs. Only the best!

Let me know how the rolls come out.

Butter is better.

[3catwoman3]

21. Parker House rolls? Cinnamon...

...rolls? Butterfly rolls? Whole wheat rolls? Pretzel rolls?

ROTFLMAO rolls.

Delusions of grandeur, much? How pathetic.

[malaise]

23. The worst part of this is that they believe they are qualified

It's sad.

[Buns_of_Fire]

29. The harder these folks try to prove how edjumacated they are

the more they prove that they only graduated third grade due to political influence.

[OnDoutside]

24. Imagine if THIS was the first time Calk chose to commit fraud, and he trusted Paul Manafort ! He's

ruined his and his family's life, and will end up in jail.

[malaise]

25. Yep but I'm sure it's not the first time

What men and women do for greed and power is frightening.

[OnDoutside]

30. Calk is a small time crook hoping to move up to the Major Leagues and got flattened.

[FM123]

28. wow....

quite obvious that Calk's "roll model" is that excellent speller married to "Melanie"

[ProudLib72]

31. I want to be onboardedededed as an ambassador

Proudlib will take on role of ambassador to one of the following:
1. Nambia
2. Button
3. Nipple

[malaise]

32. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaah