Trump condemns White House staffers use of secret recording studio.

[edbermac]

WASHINGTON—In response to former aide Omarosa Manigault-Newman releasing a conversation between the two of them that he didn’t know was being taped, President Donald Trump reportedly condemned White House staffers’ use of a secret recording studio Monday.

“I’m shocked and completely furious that people who I generously gave jobs in my administration would turn around and use a secret recording studio during meetings,” said the president, criticizing staffers who constructed a soundproof live room, vocal isolation booth, and mixing console in the West Wing to record, monitor, and master his statements in high fidelity without his knowledge.

“I trusted these people not to sit me down and do a soundcheck, request that I do multiple takes, and play back my statements in the room until everyone agrees we’ve got what we’re looking for. I had no idea Omarosa was making suggestions about my microphone placement in between working with the audio engineer during takes, and, frankly, it’s a disgrace.”

At press time, Trump criticized the anonymous leak by someone in his administration of a previously unreleased 13,680-hour recording of his entire presidency on iTunes and Spotify.



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[magicarpet]

1. Putin installed that secret sound studio in the Oval Office,... RIGHT ?

[Gothmog]

2. I love the Onion

[LiberalFighter]

3. On Katy Tur this afternoon I think they brought up that others may be recording.

And I'm thinking Melania and Ivanka.

[lagomorph777]

4. Bedtime stories?

EWWWW!

[SummerSnow]

5. America condemns Trump for secret meetings with Russia. Back-at-ya-dude

[erronis]

6. Waiting to hear from someone that doesn't understand humor, parody, irony, laughter...

There's always one or two who read all the posts as if they are blblical. Perhaps the readers are bots that haven't learned that humans need some left-brain/right-brain interplay.

Of course, the bot-makers could quickly add "onion.org" to their rules but other sites might make them stumble - like whitehouse.gov.