America's Embarrassment (bare-assed moment). . . . Please come CAPTION Rudy Giuliani!!!

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Rudi ("Pinocchio with his pants on fire" ) Giuliani is saying: "I've heard that too, Howard, but I'm here to tell you I'm no more disoriented than a flock of geese headed due North without any maps or compasses much less classroom instructions or degrees in geography. With that kind of knowing just what you're up to, you don't have to be overly aware of what happened before or waste your time and energy on concern for what might happen next, which is called anticipation, you just have to realize where you are which always seems to be here and right now, unless you're someone else this time, then you're there and maybe then depending on who you are, but definitely there because two objects can't occupy the same space at the same time. . . . It's like having two people on the Republican ticket for Mayor of New York, it just won't compute. . . . How is that disoriented?"




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Above CAPTION based on the following clip at Crooks & Liars:




https://crooksandliars.com/2018/08/fox-news-host-asks-giuliani-why-he-seems

[Johonny]

1. Look, you have to understand we're all guilty, as guilty as hell, of major major crimes.

The president, me, I mean like everyone in the White House. If I'm confused it's only because you got over a hundred people all worried the other guy's going to turn state's witness and rat us out. We're all scrambling to cover our ass, at the same time lay hints we might be willing to play ball. I mean, I'm not saying I'm willing. I'm just saying some people in the White House guilty of major, major crimes, are. I couldn't tell you who those people are. Probably me, though. Maybe. Not that any crime is going on. It's a witch hunt. But still there's criminal acts involved.

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2. You have his cadence of tongue and mind: the staccato of tripping down a long staircase.

sweet