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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In a development that could dramatically change the composition of the federal penitentiary system, Republicans are projected to pick up as many as seventy seats in prison, a leading incarceration expert said on Thursday.
Prognostication is an inexact science, Davis Logsdon, who studies conviction rates of corrupt politicians for the University of Minnesotas Guilt Project, said. Having said that, if current indictment trends hold up, the Republicans could be flipping at least seventy key prison seats.
Logsdon broke down criminal cases against Republicans into likely convictions, likely acquittals, and toss-ups, and found that the G.O.P.s path to the magic number of seventy new prison cells was very doable.
According to his projections, Republicans are running for prison especially well in districts where the G.O.P. member of Congress was an early supporter of Donald J. Trump.
In those districts, were seeing Republicans who did an incredible job of raising money, he said. All of that money is going to translate into a huge number of new freshman prisoners.
All in all, Logsdon sees the prospect of seventy new Republicans in prison as nothing short of seismic.
Prisons need to get ready, he said. A red wave is coming.
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FSogol
(45,487 posts)Seventy seats in prison!!! One can only hope.
gademocrat7
(10,658 posts)bronxiteforever
(9,287 posts)FailureToCommunicate
(14,014 posts)Stewart cells: lace doilies on the bowl, potpourri, and ivy decorated bars.
marble falls
(57,093 posts)Historic NY
(37,449 posts)one has to believe some trumpster see's the headline and doesn't read the story.
Zambero
(8,964 posts)Once the bar exams are behind them, they can be successfully relocated behind the actual bars.