"Mike Pence wants Space SEALS as part of Trump's Space Force"

[Saboburns]

Link to tweet

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This is all a f*cking joke right.

I mean not just this, but all of it. All of it. The past 2.5 years can not be real. There is no way this can possibly real. Somebody has got me good, and millions are in on it. I dont know how....But this can't be really happening.

[GeorgeGist]

1. Ready and waiting ...

[Saboburns]

2. We are invited to help design the Space Force logo

Link to tweet

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I should have f*cking known.

When I found out the President of the United States said his wall needed to be transparent so we Americans won't get conked on the head by the flying 60 pound bags of drugs flying over I should have known. i should have known and started drinking heavily.

I should be drunk, heavily drunk, for all this. I should be drunk and laughing at all this. None of this can be real.

[brooklynite]

9. Is it just me, or do these look like a 15-year old designed them?

[Brother Buzz]

21. Lighten up, Francis, Barron Trump is only twelve

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

3. Wouldn't "Space Cats" be cheaper and

just as useful? Plus the adorable factor:

[magicarpet]

4. I want to be a Space Chipmunk,...

... do we get the special wall plaque, membership card, and the rocket message decoder ring, like used by the real Space Cadets, in the mail ?

[Moostache]

5. I'm waiting for my fairy godmother..."there's no place like home...there's no place like home..."

Goddamn It!!!
it's not working...I'm still in this fucking nightmare...

[The River]

39. One of My Favorite Movies

I saw it shortly after returning from Vietnam.
It just reminded me there are worse things
than being dead. I'm reminded of that still,
every time I visit the VA.

[Saboburns]

6. If the Space Force started marching today

If the Space Force started marching today they could be in position to invade the moon in just 250 years, Mars in 2,000.

But don't expect the Librul Media to tell you this.

[lpbk2713]

7. He's been reading too many comic books.

OMFG



There it is. A theme for Steven Seagall's next movie.

[Sophiegirl]

8. How can you do super SEAL/Ninja moves

In zero gravity?

[Blue_true]

11. Very carefully. nt

[Anon-C]

10. ...

Can I get an age waiver?

[Saboburns]

12. So this really happened in a Twitter thread on the Space Force

Link to tweet

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So I then I says

Link to tweet

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And he says back

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[FSogol]

14. Jesus, how can people be so stupid?

[FSogol]

13. Holy Crap. Hurry up Blue Wave.

[Caliman73]

15. Pence: We must have American Dominance in space.

We HAD American dominance in space, for exploration and development of new technologies before Republicans started stripping NASA of funding.


At this point, we BARELY have dominance on earth and we are gladly giving it over to Russia and China as we abandon our diplomatic ties with allies around the globe. These idiots want "dominance in space"?

They are little boys. Dumb little boys at that.

[Saboburns]

16. We been striving for dominance for 200 years

What we need is to shoot for intelligence. Cause all this dominance ain't working out.

[Caliman73]

17. I agree.

Dominance has its perks but the distribution of the perks has been horrific, not only internally, but for the rest of the world as well. We definitely need to change the paradigm from dominance to living decent and comfortable lives all around the globe.

[Oneironaut]

18. Oh yes, space is known for its SEa, Air, and Land, right?

[grantcart]

19. Can Scooby Doo be far behind?

[onethatcares]

20. back when my kids were small

they listened to a song that went something like:

I am a space cadet,

Coming to the rescue

Space cadet.......




Jeez, I wish I could remember more but Fonzie Bear of the Muppets has almost wiped it away.

[Ilsa]

22. Special Space Forces?

That makes it sound like they were aged out of school with an I.E.P.

Space Special Forces? What feats must be performed in zero gravity to make the Special Forces?

Ess ess ef!
Ess ess ef!

[smirkymonkey]

23. Someday this is going to be a very funny movie.

But right now, it just seems like an endless episode of The Twilight Zone.

[spanone]

24. these assholes want to militarize space...pence's speech was chilling. here's part of it...

&frags=pl%2Cwn

[StarryNite]

36. Creepy

It reminds me of...

[link:

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[Leith]

25. Seals? Hah!

Doctor Who had space rhinos.

[pamdb]

26. the idiot Pence

Sometimes I think I'll wake up and it will be like Bobby Ewing and the shower scene.

[Miles Archer]

27. This fall on NBC, catch Matt LeBlanc as Space SEAL Joey...in "Space SEAL Joey."

[mahatmakanejeeves]

28. Space SEALS? Someone's going to sneak up on you in outer space? NT

[Saboburns]

29. It's like I'm in The Truman Show

Or a REALLY long Candid Camera gag. If I turn around will quick maybe I can catch sight of something weird and I will know it's all been a gag.

Because this can't be real.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

30. We need to save the Space Force we already have...US.

As we whistle through the galaxy. We don't need another military budget. If we can afford that, (Like Bushes Homeland Security Dept Gaffe...that has done nothing to secure the voting boxes (that we know of). Increased govt by 17% and was/is redundant in the extreme.
Abolish the Patriot Act and lets start down sizing this glacier of guns and start saving Gaia.

[underpants]

31. It's all in the details

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[lame54]

32. I already have the theme music

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181108759

[pintobean]

33. Go with throttle up.

[D23MIURG23]

34. Space SEALs?! What the fuck are we going to do with space SEALs?

Drop them into action on Earth from outer space so that the landing zone can be extra hard to figure out, and the operation can cost an extra $12 billion? Use them to attack space stations from other countries that we don't like? Drop them on other planets so that they can shoot at space rocks?

What the actual fuck is the idea here?

[KWR65]

35. Having a space force is a stupid idea and a waste of money.

Maybe Trump & Pence got the idea from the first Alien movie.

[Saboburns]

37. After sleeping on it

It occurs to me that space SEALS aren't all that tough. If Pence wants to impress me, he should be asking for space ghosts.

Because space ghosts>space SEALS





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[Wounded Bear]

38. How about Dolphins instead?