Trending at #1, now that "Alex Jones" has dropped to #2: "Rick Gates"!!:
Longtime Manafort" is trending because Rick Gates is
consistently described as "Longtime Manafort deputy"
and if there is not a porn actor working under a name
inspired by this then I don't know what we're doing as a
country or what we hope to accomplish.
Usually I dont want to hear shit from crooks & other
associated unsavory motherfuckers, but I sincerely
want Rick Gates to keep talking his detail-oriented,
didnt-forget-a-damned-thing, I-aint-going-down-by-
my-damned-self ass off.
MANAFORT: do you have fancy jackets
FANCY CLOTHIER: lemur skin blazers, $42,000
MANAFORT: I'll take 19
FANCY CLOTHIER: we also have custom diamond bedazzling
MANAFORT: do "Paul Manafort, Rick Gates' Crime Buddy" on them
FANCY CLOTHIER: yes sir, cash or charge?
MANAFORT: Nazi gold
Currently on
CNN: Rick Gates testifies in Manafort trial that he committed crimes with Manafort.
MSNBC: Rick Gates testifies in Manafort trial that he committed crimes with Manafort.
Fox News: The Deep State is after Alex Jones!
....best Monday EVAH!!!