OMG, Trump's face and hand don't match at all

[no_hypocrisy]

[displacedtexan]

1. Not much of a seasoned showman, is he?

He thinks he's the ringmaster, but he's merely a clown.

[democratisphere]

3. ringmaster of the drumpfian three ring circus.

[C_U_L8R]

15. Seasoned? He's absolutely pickled

In artificial orange tanning shit. He looks ridiculous and weak.

[Demovictory9]

2. What Trump would look like without his weird orange tan

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What Trump would look like without his weird orange tan
https://boingboing.net/2016/04/05/what-trump-would-look-like-wit.html

[sakabatou]

8. Still ugly as fuck

Just a very pale, ugly fucker.

[RainCaster]

9. What would he look like without his rug?

Fugly I'm thinkin.

[Demovictory9]

16. it's not a rug. just grown long and redistributed.

[BigMin28]

23. And heavily sprayed

Just like his mother.

[NYC Liberal]

36. Like this:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. Not much of an improvement.

Naturally pasty or artificially orange, he's still an ugly mofo.

[Grassy Knoll]

19. Look At Those Cocaine Pockets Between His Eyes And Nostrils

[Totally Tunsie]

20. Well, now we know where Eric gets his (lack of) coloring...

[flibbitygiblets]

34. that is the most psychopathic photo I ever saw

what the fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu????

[DoctorJoJo]

26. We'll Find Out When He Goes to Lock-up!

No spray tan and shaved head--I can't wait to see it!!

[IthinkThereforeIAM]

27. Really sick looking...

[dawg day]

32. Isn't that HOSS?

From Bonanza?

Not lookin' good.

[Aristus]

33. No. It's Kenneth McMillan.

Hoss was played by Dan Blocker.



The late Harlan Ellison said that Blocker was the sweetest, most polite person he had ever met.

Dan Blocker died in 1972. McMillan in 1989.

[Ilsa]

43. I heard the same thing about Blocker: a true sweetie!

He died too young.

I remember hearing that he was a really big baby at birth, too, like 12 lbs or so.

[spike91nz]

31. UV light

Does it glow under UV light?

[riversedge]

44. Now I can how Eric resembles Donald (the pale pic)--I really had not noticed before.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. How can he possibly think orange is a good look for him?

Obviously nobody has ever told him he looks like a deranged jack-o-lantern.

[oasis]

11. Only his teeth sets him apart.

[flibbitygiblets]

35. Trumpkin Derangement Syndrome

If only there were a cure.

[shenmue]

5. HE'S A ROBOT

EEK

[trueblue2007]

6. My God he is ugly. What an un attractive, hideous man. Yuck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bleacher Creature]

17. He's physically unattractive as well!!

[ChazInAz]

29. Shudder!

Makes me wonder what that portrait that he has locked up in the attic looks like.

[Kingofalldems]

7. Looks like he basted his face.

[Demovictory9]

10. lol

[Kingofalldems]

13. Exactly.

[USALiberal]

24. Who gives a shit how he Looks?? Childish! Nt

[Kingofalldems]

42. Aww, too bad you don't like my post.

[Harker]

14. Do you mean in terms of scale?

Nice catch!

[Princess Turandot]

18. It looks like they basted his face with barbecue sauce...nt

[underthematrix]

21. This is the definition of melanin envy

Link to tweet

[lunasun]

22. Clowns usually add face makeup , just wish he would add a big red nose make it more entertaining

[lpbk2713]

25. Looks like he used the rear door to exit Air Farce One.

While the engines were still runnung.

[dhol82]

28. I will bet that he thinks he's gorgeous!

Without all that color he feels like he would be naked.
And, not as attractive to his base.
These are important to him.

[Blue Owl]

30. They've replaced his blood with embalming fluid

n/t

[Stonepounder]

37. Looks like Victor Frankenstein finally got his monster working. n/t

[JohnnyRingo]

38. His face matches my ass.

The sounds that come out of his face are more rude though.

[Spider Jerusalem]

39. Neither do his face and ear (n/t)

[miyazaki]

40. His real hand

Trumplefly!

[sinkingfeeling]

45. I think most clowns wear big gloves to solve that problem.