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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThis is fun: What Red Hen could have done instead of kicking Sanders out
What Red Hen could have done instead of kicking Sanders outSnip
https://wapo.st/2msomEp
"Serve Sanders a plate that has only a sprig of parsley, a pea and a chicken beak, and when she complains about the portion size, insist its the largest amount of food ever served anywhere to anyone.
Station an attendant who insists on checking gender identity before allowing any members of her party to use the restroom. The attendant will be pulling on rubber gloves."
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"Tell her youre trying to find someone to prepare and serve her food whose family came here without any chain migration or illegal immigrants. Consult watch. Say, It could take a while.
Comp her a cheese platter, then report her to the feds for an ethical violation in accepting the gift of a free cheese platter."
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Hilarious alternatives befitting anyone acting as trump's mouthpiece.
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This is fun: What Red Hen could have done instead of kicking Sanders out (Original Post)
Ilsa
Jul 2018
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Takket
(21,616 posts)1. "I'll have to get back to you on that", then never return to the table.
RainCaster
(10,911 posts)2. Consult a calendar, not a watch
Ilsa
(61,697 posts)3. It was in my WaPo app edition for today, with no date. nt
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)4. Tell her "I'm only going to take one more item order."