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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWhy does Gowdy cut his hair to look like a conehead?
Guess he just likes the look.
tblue37
(65,488 posts)minimizes that unfortunate shape, but he can't. Also, his hair is thin and fine, so he can't do much with it anyway.
MoonRiver
(36,926 posts)If his hair were even a little fuller on the sides he would not look so weird.
tblue37
(65,488 posts)so he ended up looking even more ridiculous, with sticky looking product and his scalp showing through:
MoonRiver
(36,926 posts)tblue37
(65,488 posts)But maybe his hair is too thin on the sides for this one now.
MoonRiver
(36,926 posts)I agree that one is an improvement.
tblue37
(65,488 posts)as though he is going bald and combing over, even though he isn't. The Caesar cut maximized the appearance of side volume, so he should have stuck with it, except that his hair might be thinning enough to make that style no longer possible.
MoonRiver
(36,926 posts)Must suck to be that conehead idiot.
Eyeball_Kid
(7,434 posts)It's as irritating as all get-out for poor Trey, and causes him to go on irrational forays into imaginary lands at the drop of a... well... hat. Trey would really enhance his looks were he to wear a top hat, but he'd have to forego the leaf shine that he spreads all over his face and scalp for very public appearances. Otherwise the hat would slide off the steep angles of his noggin.
Gowdy's only other option is to remove the gerbil and go full shaved-head bald. That way, he can blind audiences with reflected light from his chrome dome, given his already known propensity to apply Leaf Shine. It would cause a marvelous distraction for the press that would then begin characterizing Gowdy's quotes as "illuminating" and "bright". Everyone wins!
MoonRiver
(36,926 posts)Gothmog
(145,558 posts)icymist
(15,888 posts)hlthe2b
(102,360 posts)as with his flop sweat, he always strikes me as likely smelling of formadehyde... (meaning no offense to today's undertakers for the comparison)
dalton99a
(81,578 posts)Fucking airhead
Lars39
(26,116 posts)and to underestimate him. Worked a wee bit and he didnt know when to quit.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,839 posts)NCjack
(10,279 posts)oberliner
(58,724 posts)Polly Hennessey
(6,804 posts)of other people is based on appearance and first-impressions. Would that we were all so noble as you want us to be.
ornotna
(10,807 posts)Link to tweet
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Squinch
(51,007 posts)Polly Hennessey
(6,804 posts)peekaloo
(22,977 posts)He used to sport that Ed Grimley do which was always good for a laugh.
maveric
(16,445 posts)Iggo
(47,565 posts)Doesn't matter how he cuts his hair.
That's his head.
The poor bastard.
Now don't be mean.
CottonBear
(21,596 posts)Im just saying.
Iggo
(47,565 posts)Gothmog
(145,558 posts)Gothmog
(145,558 posts)Grammy23
(5,813 posts)it is really hard to see that and not focus on that. Like when someone has spinach stuck in their teeth. If you have any manners you know it is impolite to stare and most of us would just keep it to ourselves. So with Gowdy, it is a struggle between good manners and a funny looking head that is just begging for a snarky comment. (Given who is sporting that unfortunate hair-do.)
From that poster with all the examples of hair-dos and hair-donts he has tried, the guy has been on a quest for a better DO for a long time. Imagine when this guy was in school with that greasy face and unfortunate hair? No wonder he has such a sour disposition. Probably got hounded all day.
MoonRiver
(36,926 posts)badhair77
(4,221 posts)Thank goodness it was just a day here and there. This guy has one every day. If he werent so cold and callous hed look better.
LeftInTX
(25,555 posts)I saw him on some old crime show. I don't know what happened. Weight loss? deviated septum? Broken nose? Karma?
ETA: NOSE JOB!
edbermac
(15,947 posts)You know how those people are.