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Augiedog

(2,546 posts)
Thu Jul 12, 2018, 09:51 PM Jul 2018

Breaking: Issa, Goodlatte, Gohmert all signed up and waiting on line for Amazons big sale on

July 16th. They all need new assholes after FBI Deputy Director Peter Strzok wrecks theirs. Apparently having sacrificed their assholes on the alter of hypocrisy and lies time and time again they finally barely function properly at all anymore. The final straw came when they attempted to play intellectual chicken with an FBI counter intelligence chief. This act promptly blew out whatever remained of their assholes.

No word yet whether or not this will qualify as a pre existing condition and covered under Obamacare or not.

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Breaking: Issa, Goodlatte, Gohmert all signed up and waiting on line for Amazons big sale on (Original Post) Augiedog Jul 2018 OP
Actually I got appointed to the gop death panels... Crutchez_CuiBono Jul 2018 #1
Issa the fucking car thief is still around? Mopar151 Jul 2018 #2

Crutchez_CuiBono

(7,725 posts)
1. Actually I got appointed to the gop death panels...
Thu Jul 12, 2018, 10:12 PM
Jul 2018

(Im a crisis actor.)
My decision is.....No coverage. Sorry.

Mopar151

(9,983 posts)
2. Issa the fucking car thief is still around?
Thu Jul 12, 2018, 11:18 PM
Jul 2018

Under normal conditions, Mr. Stzrok would have to receive several demotions before having to work with a "rat" of such low calibre.

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