When I was a little-bitty baby

[mac56]

My mama would rock me in the cradle
In them old lumber fields back home

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. He's a lumberjack and he's OK.

And he's outstanding in his field.

[applegrove]

3. Ha!

[lunatica]

4. Everyone knows lumber grows in lumber stores!

Geez Louize! Du’h!

[Frustratedlady]

2. WTH are we going to do for entertainment when this clown is gone?

You have to admit, aside from the disastrous actions he is taking to our country, our people, the world and the environment, there are those moments of levity from his stupid comments that keep us posting/laughing.

He is seriously lacking in that genius he claims to have.

[democrank]

5. Here in Vermont we say the same thing about lumber and/or corn.

It should be "knee high by the Fourth of July"

[lagomorph777]

6. What incoherent covfefe prattling.

Reminds me of classic Bushisms.

[yardwork]

7. "Take lumber from our fields and regrow it..." That reminds me of something.

I remember buying this stick when I was a kid and you put it in water and it sprouted. Some Hawaiian stick.

[Frustratedlady]

8. Was it dumb cane, or something like that? eom

[yardwork]

9. I believe it was called a Hawaiian ti plant.

[Frustratedlady]

10. OK. I hadn't heard of that. Dumb cane was popular during the 50-60s. eom

[tavernier]

11. Dumb republiCane.

Yeah, we’ve all heard of that.

[Frustratedlady]

12. Bingo!

[dalton99a]

13. But he's sending the Mexicans who pick our lumber back to Mexico