Douchebag National Convention - who are the speakers

[LynneSin]

I think Caribou Barbie Sarah Palin would be the Keynote Speaker. Other speakers would include Donald Trump and Rush Limbaugh.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. The lineup:

Florida Gov. Rick Scott, Sen. John McCain, Condoleezza Rice, South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley, Mike Huckabee, Ohio Gov. John Kasich and New Mexico Gov. Susana Martinez. http://www.tampabay.com/news/article1244151.ece

Mrs. Mooseburger isn't among them.

[Major Hogwash]

2. Elmer Fudd, Foghorn Leghorn, David Duke, and the former Miss South Carolina.

"And they will have maps, and such that, they can see where they are all from, and such that, they can know better where they are, and such that, they can support Governor Romney, and such that, have a better campaign."