Duchess On Board

[TalkingDog]

If you haven't seen Duchess St. Rollins posts on Facebook or re-posted here, you should look them up. They are a hoot. She definitely has a way with words. Anywho... somebody suggested we invite her over. So I did. Her reply:

From Duchess St. Rollins

I love you guys! Interestingly, I already have a fairly young account there and read every single one of your amazingly supportive posts. The problem is, I'll need to make another account for anonymity's sake.

Please pass along this message and tell everyone I appreicate them and will try and join soon. [?]

[rurallib]

1. We love you Duchess!

[OneGrassRoot]

2. Just discovered her today. She had me at....

"teabilly fucks."

[pinboy3niner]

6. She had me at "inbred doucherocket"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021078336

Pure poetry!

[MgtPA]

13. Me too

I'm still laughing

[Flatpicker]

3. I don't

Do Facebook.
Any chance of getting more of her posts copied here?

[NYC_SKP]

4. Here:

She's taking a beating from the assholes out there.

https://www.facebook.com/DuchessStRollins/posts/375277335877390

Fuckers.

[Curmudgeoness]

5. Well, she made good on her promise to set up another account.

She had to use the name Duchess St.Rollins (without a space between the . and Rollins) since someone already had taken the name. Welcome her in "the Duchess strikes again" post.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021078336

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. This is good.

VERY GOOD!

Welcome to DU, Duchess!

[flamingdem]

8. Steve is up for a fight and Duchess is ready to attack! "Steve wants to play. Goody!"

Steve Solboposted toDuchess St. Rollins
about an hour ago ·

Wow you're a charming cunt aren't you? Not a typical politically correct neutered liberal... but one that resorts to name calling and propaganda... nice job... your parents were likely at the shallow end of the gene pool.
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Cindi Crismon Jones
Steve, you fucktard. I have a Master's degree and I lost a job I had for 15 years. My company gave me ONE MONTH severance pay and I was able to keep my health insurance for one month at the same company rate and then it went up a tad. It we...See more
42 minutes ago · Like · 17
Maggie Scoville Shermer i will be laughing about "walking into a salad shooter cock-first" for DAYS!!!! thank you thank you, Surly Freyja!
42 minutes ago · Like · 9
Stella Phipps ?"Full time dad". Ha! I believe Chris Rock has some interesting things to say about certain people who try to take credit for "shit they're supposed to do".
41 minutes ago · Like · 8
Paul Martin Armstrong I laugh at your very first statement Steve you complete fucking fraud. You don't even work you fucking Mr. Mom pantywaist shit stain on humanity. Full time dad(respectable) and part time student. What fucking taxes do you pay doucheboy?
40 minutes ago · Like · 4
Rich Warn Wow, they even stop by to get owned by The Duchess.
39 minutes ago · Like · 5
Tim Nooncaster Did Steve get a free bowl of soup with that haircut?
38 minutes ago · Like · 2
Judi GoLightly That's TOTALLY a clip on tie.
36 minutes ago · Like · 1
Andrew Cabral Steve is a youngin. He's been brainwashed by the FUX News propaganda machine. He never had to live through Reganomics(which the conservative party still swears by!). Once you stop being a "housewife" and start working a 16 hour day as an RN and your taxes go up(if the US is run by teabaggers) come back and tell us if you still feel the same about the conservative party and the brownshirts that run it.
35 minutes ago · Like · 2
Stella Phipps Steve failed to list his full time job: "Douchenozzle". It's understandable. I wouldn't either.
35 minutes ago · Like · 1
Ryan Minor He also has a dead eye and suffers from chronic obesity.
34 minutes ago · Like · 3
Mike Taquino Proganda: things that aren't reported and confirmed by Fox News. lol
34 minutes ago · Like · 1
Vincent Farquhar hello, Steve? hello??? anyone home??? probably coughing up his testicles from having them kicked so hard...
34 minutes ago · Like · 3

[NYC_SKP]

9. "...beginning a war of words with the Duchess is like walking into a Salad Shooter cock-first..."

Surly Freyja:

Someone said "hypocritical bullshit" and I had to swing by.

Steve, darling, honeybear, sweetiepie.

You do realize beginning a war of words with the Duchess is like walking into a Salad Shooter cock-first, yes?

https://www.facebook.com/DuchessStRollins/posts/375277335877390

[flamingdem]

10. I am so building my snark vocabulary with the Duchess!

[gateley]

11. Cool!

The last person of some note I invited over thought I was a Facebook troll. Huh??

I'll let you hande the invitations from now on.

[TalkingDog]

12. We have a common occupation and she was already lurking.

I really only relayed the message.

But thanks for the vote of confidence.

[NYC_SKP]

15. Gately: The Duchess just signed up on DU! Check it out, and say Hi!

Her FB page: http://www.facebook.com/DuchessStRollins?ref=stream

Her first DU post: http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=1078940

[gateley]

30. How cool! Thanks!

[one_voice]

14. I enjoy the other 'half' as well

Duke...

https://www.facebook.com/DukeStRollins


edited to add: it goes without saying I love the Duchess!!

[evilhime]

16. Go Duchess

I have "liked" your page and am following you... and I think my repost of the most recent one (with doucherockets) may have others joining me ... LOL Thanks! you are a breath of real air not just fresh

[Kurovski]

17. Welcome!

It's a great day for DU.

[Duchess St.Rollins]

18. THANK YOU...

It's great to be here. Now, I must attend to the rampant influx of trolls on my FB page.

[MelissaB]

19. Welcome!

[HCE SuiGeneris]

23. Another hearty welcome from an avid reader, and part-time poster.

Your acerbic wit, and confrontational style, are both exceptional! Did I mention logic, too?

[Lucinda]

24. Sorry about the DU haters hitting your FB

At least they will be good for target practice

[jillan]

20. Another fan checking in!

[RetroLounge]

21. Big fucking deal

Someone who calls everyone a cunt on Facebook is your new hero on DU?

Yeah, good luck with that.

You may want to ask why civility is called for here, but out there you celebrate someone whose only act is calling people names.

Cathartic for about 30 seconds, then boring as fuck.

RL

[blackspade]

25. Haters gonna hate.

[RetroLounge]

27. Wow, original retort

RL

[blackspade]

28. Just like BFD?

[RetroLounge]

29. Wow, I guess you win the internets

or something

PFO

RL

[Dr. Strange]

31. She doesn't call everyone on Facebook a cunt.

She also uses "twatard," which appears to be a glorious combination of twat and retard.

[liberalmuse]

22. I was delighted...

the other day to see that my daughter had shared her "teabilly fuckstick" post on her FB. I'm so proud of her, LOL. And she's in Sweden right now, so the Duchess is getting around.

[Raine]

26. Love you Duchess, so cool to have you here at DU!

[nc4bo]

32. Link to Duchess St. Rollins' website for those interested.

Quote from FB page post:

New website, new blog, fuck Facebook, check it out. ?

http://www.duchessstrollins.com/

iPhone/iPad users, go here to bypass flash:
http://www.duchessstrollins.com/apps/blog