FINALLY, your Scott Pruitt story for the day:

[Leghorn21]

Scott Pruitt has now spent more than $4,6000,000 from public coffers
on security, according to documents obtained by The Intercept, including
$1500 on "tactical pants."

Link to tweet

[flibbitygiblets]

1. I'll bite. WTF are tactical pants?

[Leghorn21]

4. See post below, giblets! Who frickin knew?! nt

[Grassy Knoll]

2. Trump Loves Anything That Pisses Off The Democratic Party....

...This Fuck Is Only One, It's His Game.

[Leghorn21]

3. I had no idea "tactical pants" were an actual thing!!? Anyway, they can be had for a lot less than

$1,500, Mr. Pruitt:




asshole

[flibbitygiblets]

5. Repels stains and liquids! Would that be...because of the used Trump mattress?

This guy just gets weirder every day.

[saidsimplesimon]

7. I was slow to respond.

Good question, what's so special about a used mattress? Could it be evidence of a crime, a fetish, fear of DNA appearing to confirm an orgy? This purchase was just too odd to be ignored. What has happened to that mattress? As a taxpayer, I demand an accounting.

[Blue Owl]

6. A tactical orange jumpsuit would look good on him

n/t

[3catwoman3]

8. For $1500, are they...

...bullet proof?

The description in the link sounds like plain old cargo pants.

Pruitt certainly has an over-inflated sense of his own importance. What a grifter.

[Garrett78]

9. I'd ask how it is that he still has a job, but that'd be silly.

Republicanism is synonymous with corruption.

[Beartracks]

10. But it's all good, cuz Jim Inhofe sez it's all Democrats' fault!

Apparently, I guess, Pruitt's bad press was all from one disgruntled Democrat, who has since been canned or something, so all this kooky, wasteful behavior is now A-OK with Oklahoma's senior senator, and Inhofe and Pruitt are now best buds again, as long as those dirty Dems stop lying about his BFF Pruitt!!1!

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