Republicans DO have a perfect immigration plan in mind
It has very distinct and simple rules
Permanent resident ......EASY entry:
Your skin color must be in this range
or 
(if your surname is Trump)
Your bank account must be in 6 figure minimum range
You must speak fluent English (unless you are a cute woman 17-26 year range)
**** skin color may vary if you plan to buy a condo in a Trump building (but you may not live there permanently)
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MODERATELY EASY
*** This section is for the darker skinned folks
(for crop picking/meat processing, etc)
Male Eunuchs ......Sorry about the eunuch thing, but we cannot have you "mixing DNA" with our precious white girls.
Must be willing to work specified parts of the year for $5 hr wages, and must live on-premises.
No drivers' licenses allowed
Sterilized females......child care...maids..cooks (see above)
just in case :...
