You know how Donnie says he has the greatest memory of all time me? He does!

[unblock]

Except that what he means is that he holds grudges.

His world is oriented around who has slighted or praised him.

Those are the facts he's talking about when he says he has the greatest memory.

That's how he can do things like remember that deniro once said he'd like to punch donnie in the face.

*that* is the sort of thing he'll never forget.

[tazkcmo]

1. Wow

That means he's memorized about a gazillion tweets! Impressive.

[unblock]

3. Well mostly he only cares about celebrities

The rest of us are just "liberals" and "democrats" and "blacks" and "mexicans" and so on.

Not that he reads many of the negative tweets from us peons....

[tazkcmo]

5. Sigh

The little people never catch a break.

[htuttle]

2. With such a great memory, he should have no trouble being interviewed by Mueller

[unblock]

4. Except he doesn't care to remember the facts the rest of us care about

[htuttle]

6. It's a bit like putting a talking dog in charge of things

He thinks a lot like a dog.

Not a good dog, either. A bad dog.

Bad. Dog.

[unblock]

7. I'm thinking more a baboon. They fling feces.

[SammyWinstonJack]

8. Well, he's like a dog with a bone when it comes to exacting revenge.

Won't let it go.

[unblock]

10. Exactly

[syringis]

9. The greatest memory of all time ! Sure, of course...

As evidence, his incredible profusion of Nostradumbasses...