State TV Fox news just loves their boy Trump:

[Kingofalldems]

Prepare to vomit.

Link to tweet

[donkeypoofed]

1. He'd come out of the lion, sure enough

But as a turd,after the lions ate and digested him

[0rganism]

2. he poisons everything he touches, so the lions would probably get the worst of it

meanwhile, after the lions die, chunks of Donald burst forth from their small intestines a la Alien and reassemble themselves into the chunks' usual caricature of humanity. upon exiting the lions' den, Donald claims to have bested them in hand-to-hand combat.

it's his nature

[elehhhhna]

3. She meant den of LIARS

[argyl]

4. Good one.

He'd sure enough be the alpha liar.