I have a Modest Proposal

[PCIntern]

I’m surprised they haven’t thought of it:

Any Congressional District’s members who vote so that a Republican is elected to The House or the Senate by a 67% to 33% margin are exempt from 50% of their Federal Income Tax for two years. This obviously unconstitutional provision will be upheld in a 5-4 opinion before the Supreme Court when challenged.

What could possibly go wrong? 👻