Thought this was fake news, but then it fits the Big Con ....

[pbmus]

Link to tweet

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. They should count their blessings.......

At least he doesn't shred them in a cross-cut shredder!

[rickford66]

2. Why not laminate everything they give him ?

A lot cheaper and durable. He could spill his diet Coke on them and everything.

[rock]

3. Why not duplicate everything they give him?

File the copy.

[rickford66]

6. If classified there may only be one copy allowed.

Also, any notes he makes need to be preserved. If laminated, his tiny little hands wont have the strength to rip them up.

[tblue37]

4. Make his documents out of this stuff:

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?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[trof]

5. + 1000

[blugbox]

7. Best thing I've seen in a while

I needed that. Thank you.