Events Not on the Public Agenda for Singapore
No cameras or press will be allowed at the following events. Violators will be summarily executed:
1. Trump/Kim Dick-Measuring Session - Off limits to all media.
2. Tour of Air Force One for Kim - Trump shows off his nice plane. Offers it to Kim for his nukes.
3. Ceremonial Presentation of Daughters - Ivanka is flying in incognito for this one. No photos or observers.
4. Exchange of Intimacies between Leaders - Nobody in the room but the two of them.
5. Presentation of Unique Gifts - Trump gives Kim replica of nuke button. Kim gives Trump Chinese finger cuffs.
6. Three-Way Discussion with Putin - Vlad's been there for four days already. This meeting will determine outcome of summit.
7. Multi-Cultural Banquet - Kim eats Trump Steak. Trump eats Filet O' Dog.
8. Private Farewell Ceremony - Two-hour make-out session between leaders.
9. Airport Departure Ceremony - In surprise move, Kim flies back to United States and Trump boards plane for Moscow.
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Will Bolton be there to assist? 
