An invitation to President Donald J. Trump

[Louis1895]

On behalf of my fellow Eagles fans here in The City of Brotherly Love, I cordially invite you to Philadelphia on Monday, December 3, 2018 when the Eagles play your home team, the Washington Redskins, here at Lincoln Financial Field.

I further invite you to start the festivities on the appropriate tone by singing the national anthem in front of the assembled masses and the national television audience so we can marvel in delight, listening to your mellifluous bass notes as you impress us with your a cappella rendition of "The Star-Spangled Banner". I am certain with your great intellect you have the words of the anthem committed to memory just as you have shown us today in your performance of "God Bless America".

Please RSVP by tweeting your reply to @Eagles and @jeff_lurie at your earliest convenience.

[lapfog_1]

1. but only if, at the end, he grabs his crotch and spits... just like his hero Roseanne.