Trump doesn't know the words to God Bless America:

[Kingofalldems]

At an event HE made up to distract from the Eagles disinvite.

Link to tweet

[Solly Mack]

1. Must not contain all the best words he knows.

South Carolina on Dec. 30, 2015 - "I'm very highly educated. I know words, I know the best words..." Trump

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/trump-i-have-the-best-words/2017/04/05/53a9ae4a-19fd-11e7-8598-9a99da559f9e_video.html?utm_term=.184b6e42248f

[cyclonefence]

2. You've gotta love his bouncy little dance, though

what an ass

[Blue Owl]

3. Stand beside her, and grope her...

Through the night with the light from above...

[MineralMan]

5. YOu got the last line wrong: It should be

"Through the night with the mirror above..."

[Blue Owl]

6. My bad!

[MineralMan]

4. What Trump Does Not Know Would Fill a Library.

In fact, it does fill libraries. Trump doesn't read. Trump doesn't learn. Trump doesn't care.

[Corgigal]

7. Wait

No hand over his heart? I thought that was written a day or so ago. Must stand, with hand over heart? Idiot can't keep up with his own bullshit.

[C_U_L8R]

8. We need a live mic on that clown !!!

[Tipperary]

9. Is there not some phrase that you can mumble that makes you look like you are singing the words?

I read that somewhere (probably here), and I got a real kick out of it. But I have long since forgotten it.