"Being king is good." . . . Please come CAPTION the Tantrum in Chief!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("I've got your law right here between my legs!" ) Trump is saying: "Of course I can pardon myself, but that won't be necessary. . . . No, the Framers of the Constitution didn't make the President above the law, they made him the law itself. . . . So how can I violate myself? . . . It's all under Article whatever. . ."




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Above CAPTION based on this human aberration's belief he can pardon himself as covered by Mother Jones:

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/06/trump-asserts-absolute-right-to-pardon-himself-in-russia-probe/

[underpants]

1. Article XII

Donald Trump: ‘I’m for Article XII’

In attempting to demonstrate his reverence for the U.S. Constitution, Mr. Trump said that he supported not just Article I, but an Article XII as well. That caused some brows to furrow, because the U.S. Constitution has only seven articles.

https://www.snopes.com/news/2016/07/24/donald-trump-article-xii/

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2. it's good to be king:

it's good to be king and have your own world
it helps to make friends, it's good to meet girls
a sweet little queen who can't run away
it's good to be king, whatever it pays

[MineralMan]

3. Caption for this facial moment - frozen in time:

"Eat Shit, America."

[Johonny]

4. The Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl Victory was only a very narrow ruling by the football court

Not really a win in my book. Not a win. Not like a huge electoral college victory similar to the one that I had. I see them more like Hillary Clinton. Sure they scored more points, but they ended up losers. Losers. In my day, Eagle fans booed Santa Claus. They booed him. Can you imagine that. They booed. I kind of liked that about them. We share that in common. Booing people that give things away to poor children. I wish those Eagles fans were still around. Not these people that hate the national anthem, hate the constitution, and hate my incredible electoral college victory. I'm going to give myself a trophy for that last one. I'm going to call it the Trump Trophy. Now sit back and listen to a really, really good marching band in lieu of my meeting with the Super Bowl champions. I'd stay, but...you know...can't really stand marching band music. It's bad.

[BSdetect]

5. Another name for him: Tantrumph

[DFW]

6. What, this wasn't enough?