His Majesty, Donald the Demented - First King of America

[MineralMan]

Since it's traditional to attach a descriptive name to kings, I thought The Donald needed one. He believes he is, or should be, King of the United States. That idea is demented from the very start, so why not attach that popular title to his reign?

[Demsrule86]

1. He who would be king...Donald the Demented is indeed suitable.

[Civic Justice]

2. why make such a joke... when we are accepting and living with him acting like a King

I will never even in jest label him as King of the United States.

[MineralMan]

5. In Jest, Anything is Possible

[ProudMNDemocrat]

3. DICKtator Donnie the 1st

King is not suitable, being that Trump is NOT Royal anything.

Trump resembles Benito Mussolini more[ing][/img]

[MineralMan]

4. America's Royal Family

Princess Melanie the Alien - Chief (but not only) Consort to the King
Prince Donald the Twoth - Eldest son and heir to the throne
Prince Eric the Dolt - Wayward second son
Prince Barron the Younger - Shall not be mentioned due to youth
Princess Ivanka the Blonde - The Shadow Queen
Princess Tiffany the Hidden - Seldom-seen lesser Princess

[bdamomma]

6. he's a wannabe

dic........tator.

I hate him.

[C_U_L8R]

7. The smallest king that ever was.

Lacking in every regard... except ego and insecurity.

[Thomas Hurt]

8. King Donald I, Protector of the Grift

[MineralMan]

9. That, indeed, is one of his official duties.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

10. Who will be the first to say, "The King has no clothes."

Certainly not these people:



And, yes, it is anatomically correct, with a tiny little wee-wee.

[MineralMan]

11. Oh, Noes! Not That!

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

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