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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsHow much time do you think Idiot spends styling his "hair?"
I'm guessing his stylist is with him at least 2 hours a day.
Oh, and he still looks like shit.
Ohiogal
(32,091 posts)MoonRiver
(36,926 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)to have to touch that mess?
demmiblue
(36,898 posts)He should just buy a cotton candy machine and stick his head in, then slather it with Brylcreem.
SammyWinstonJack
(44,130 posts)sunonmars
(8,656 posts)Meadowoak
(5,560 posts)Someone else does it for him while he 's on the toilet taking his morning dump!
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)kimbutgar
(21,210 posts)Twitler would have a massisive meltdown if he couldnt do his Moms hairdo.
Blue_true
(31,261 posts)Must take a lot to move those three long strands of hair over his bald assed head. The guy is so superficial, if I was a bald as he seem to be, I would just shave my head and rock a globe.
Control-Z
(15,682 posts)a pretty gnarly scar from scalp reduction surgery.
Blue_true
(31,261 posts)Did he go Jabba the Hut scalp and had to have some cut off?
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Control-Z
(15,682 posts)The 'barbaric' hair loss treatment said to be used by Donald Trump
Well, scalp reduction surgery is only really used nowadays for treating extreme cases of alopecia or traumatic burns. In that context, the fact that Trump apparently had the treatment simply to mediate hair loss is quite shocking. However, scalp reduction was all the rage in the 1980s. Stevenson believes the precise procedure Trump undertook was called the Fleming/Mayer Flap, where a piece of the scalp is found with hair on and then it is cut on three sides to create said flap. This sliver of skin is then twisted, pulled and forced into a new position on the hairline where the faulty follicles are.
More:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.telegraph.co.uk/men/style/scalp-reduction-barbaric-hair-loss-treatment-said-used-donald/amp/
Wellstone ruled
(34,661 posts)having a Glam Studio built in the White House. Melenia was flying her Stylist in from Hollywood three times a week.
Blue_true
(31,261 posts)Pennsylvania Avenue. And the rightwing would still be shitting their pants on Fox News and other dumbass sites.
Wellstone ruled
(34,661 posts)pandr32
(11,617 posts)He has a huge bald spot at the back of his head from pulling his scalp forward (remember Ivana told us of that surgery). We have seen it when the wind blows and Stormy Daniels described his hair to be like a large cockatoo flopping around when he was on top of her (yuck). He keeps his (and not his) hair long at the back to cover it up, but we have seen lift off at times.
You can see there is a pucker near his side part that is pretty revealing--his thin hair is suddenly full there which indicates individual tufts of hair have been knotted onto his own to give fullness and so it doesn't exactly behave and lie flat. It has to all be combed into an exact pattern to hide the woven pieces and then the whole thing gets lacquered into place.
I would bet keeping Don Crapalone coiffed is costing us more money than any former Presidents and First Ladies combined--by far. He would much rather spend our money than his own and he is so vain.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)and buy a wig. Nobody is fooled by his ridiculous piss-colored, cotton-candy comb over. He is such a joke!
3catwoman3
(24,054 posts)That is a masterful description. Best laugh I've had in days.
EffieBlack
(14,249 posts)EffieBlack
(14,249 posts)Yeeeech!
3catwoman3
(24,054 posts)He must look really awful with bedhead, or after showering.
syringis
(5,101 posts)I have no idea...
As lavish as a mule's caparison can be, it'll never make it a purebreds horse.
Haggis for Breakfast
(6,831 posts)For man as vain as trmp is, you'd think he'd do something besides look like he's wearing roadkill on his head.
gibraltar72
(7,512 posts)sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)Elwood P Dowd
(11,443 posts)Elwood P Dowd
(11,443 posts)except the hair on the sides and back is probably a foot long.
tblue37
(65,490 posts)Probably he is too embarrassed to let anyone see it in its natural state.
doc03
(35,382 posts)and Ronco Spray on Hair.
doc03
(35,382 posts)Wolf Frankula
(3,602 posts)He takes that off the rack and smooths it on his head to cover his nozzles.
It's fake.
Wolf