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Jesus: "OMFG, you guys, I said I hated FIGS" (Original Post)
WilliamPitt
Aug 2012
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hlthe2b
(102,418 posts)1. That would really stir them up in the Middle East...
Figs are the "nectar of the gods" (or Allah or Yawheh or someone. )
Ezlivin
(8,153 posts)2. You don't fuck with the Jesus
Figs had a good run: From covering the world's first human genitals to the time of Jesus.
But they didn't come through and Jesus cursed the life right out of them.
You don't fuck with the Jesus.
Initech
(100,108 posts)4. .....8 year olds Dude.
FLyellowdog
(4,276 posts)3. Stealing this.
OK? Thanks.
nichomachus
(12,754 posts)5. And it's "celebrate"
not "celibate"
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)6. lol!
Good one.