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WASHINGTONFinding themselves increasingly annoyed with the inexplicable and infuriating persistence of their feeble socioeconomic inferiors, Americas rich and powerful were at a loss Wednesday as to exactly when the rest of the country would finally relinquish all hope and simply give up, sources close to the 1 percent confirmed.
What exactly is wrong with them? I mean, theres no possible way theyll ever stop us from getting everything we want, so the poorand I suppose whats left of the middle classare only delaying the inevitable, said one outrageously wealthy citizen, speaking on expectation of anonymity and adding that, realistically, no one in their right mind could possibly see the use of struggling against those who control the nations media, financial, and political institutions.
I suppose I should admire their sheer animal persistence, but, Christ, its been over since we somehow got them to accept that trickle-down bullshit. I know, I know, we tied their education to their property taxes to encourage them to ass-fuck themselves almost as hard as they ass-fucked their neighbors, but to think theyre so stupid they cant get the concept of being fucked through their thick skulls?
At press time, the nations most wealthy and influential citizens said they felt a sense of renewed hope and optimism upon realizing how few poor people had voted in recent elections.
https://www.theonion.com/nation-s-rich-and-powerful-wondering-when-rest-of-ameri-1826268763
lame54
(35,317 posts)Lack of turnout is so depressing
Canoe52
(2,949 posts)Wwcd
(6,288 posts)Its a lot like your thread topic.
RKP5637
(67,112 posts)StTimofEdenRoc
(445 posts)Javaman
(62,533 posts)IronLionZion
(45,514 posts)With some of the Eeyore type DUers, we don't need the rich and powerful to keep us down.