Hey it's Mike Pence's favorite day today

[Blue Owl]

Mother's Day

[Armymedic88]

1. The best part of Mike Pence..

Ran down his mom's leg..

[TEB]

4. Dammit doc you stole my line

Maybe next year mother will visit him in fed prison. Maybe with a cake with a file in it.

[Armymedic88]

5. Sorry to steal your line..

Like Pence steals ovulating women's souls!

[TEB]

6. It's ok

I’m former 11B I have nothing but love for docs. We both agree that he is a fuck

[Armymedic88]

8. I love my 11 bang bangs..

Y'all get the brunt of the jokes, but are thw backbone of the Army.

[hlthe2b]

2. that he refers to his wife as Mother, I hate to think how he is celebrating today.. n/t

[Ohiogal]

3. EWWWWWWW

[TEB]

7. Exactly

[smirkymonkey]

9. Either Mike Pence is the most sexually repressed man in the world or he is living a secret life

filled w/ kinky, deviant sex. I don't see anything in the middle for him. I think all of these extremist fundamentalists are hiding some deep dark secrets in their personal lives.

[pennylane100]

10. Well I am definitely voting for secret life.

Anyone who is that outspoken about the taboo on mingling with the other sex usually has a dark side. I would love to expose his just after he replaces an impeached Trump. However, we should wait until after the we take back the house so we can replace him with a democrat.

[RainCaster]

12. This clown won't make it thru Mueller's investigation unscathed

The stench surrounding the entire tRump Campaign will land on this steaming pile as well.

[RainCaster]

11. He works for the biggest mother of them all...

[GeorgeGist]

13. He's a mfer everyday.