Calling Dr. Bornstein ...
We’ve now heard from Dr. Bornstein that Trump dictated the letter attesting to his excellent health, after they discussed what the letter would or would not include.
Given the text of that letter – and its over-the-top, hyperbolic bullshit – we are left to wonder exactly what Spanky wanted included that Bornstein actually refused to sign-off on.
Here are my ideas as to what Bornstein put the kibosh on – please add your own!
“Mr. Trump passed all of the usual tests, clearly demonstrating that he is faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.”
“In addition to his god-like strength, Mr. Trump has the largest and most impressive penis this physician has ever seen.”
“Despite having a personal worth that exceeds well over a hundred trillion dollars, I insisted that Mr. Trump only be charged the same fees I charge my other patients.”
“Mr. Trump has complained of occasional headaches. I advised that this is undoubtedly due to the weight of his lush, luxurious mane of hair, and recommended shaving his pate in order to alleviate this painful condition.”
“Mr. Trump expressed concern that his sexual encounters with much younger women often ends in their utter exhaustion, despite his willingness and ability to continue sexual activity for several more hours. Mr. Trump volunteered that none of these women have urinary problems, nor do they speak Russian.”
“Test results confirm that Mr. Trump was born with a natural tan which, for some inexplicable reason, does not extend to the area around his eyes.”
“Mr. Trump demonstrated a persistent reluctance to tout his own remarkable physical attributes, as well as his exceptional mental acuity, his extraordinary communication skills, his profound grasp of international and domestic affairs, and his status as a globally-recognized ‘very stable genius’.”
“Having assessed Mr. Trump’s overall physical condition, I am convinced that not only will he be the healthiest president ever elected, he will go on to successfully serve eight consecutive terms after the citizenry overwhelmingly demand a change to the laws that limit a POTUS to two four-year terms.”
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See: https://www.rawstory.com/2018/04/reporter-behind-infamous-best-sex-trump-tabloid-story-finally-comes-clean-reveals-jealous-donald-demanded-story/?comments=disqus
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Marla essentially suggested more will be revealed - probably in an upcoming book, but I think she's lady enough to wait until she's sure it's not seen as a play to sell more copies in the middle of this shit storm. Plus, I think she's still under the gun of either/or an NDA or a prenup agreement.
His ex's and kids will suffer for his hubris for their entire lives. They may get a little money but gawd what a hangover, and no privacy EVER. We hope they all get to know the prison visitation system really well!
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