Sparky does not look very healthy to me...

[HipChick]

He labors for breathe when talking
He can't walk far, has to use a golf cart
Even underneath that Orange fake tan, his face looks puffed and red
He's obese, he could literally keel over at any moment
He got away with never showing his taxes, still has not shown them
He had Doctors lie about his health, what could he be hiding?

[DavidDvorkin]

1. I've been waiting for him to keel over ever since the election

It's taking far too long.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

2. COMPLETELY

agree. FAR too long. In my town they'd be starting their second year in jail. Justice is quick here.

[democratisphere]

3. Sounds like he is "the walking almost dead".

[dalton99a]

4. If there is one thing positive he can do for the world

[Phoenix61]

5. Sky high blood pressure

Pre-diabetes. Cholesterol off the chart. A trifecta for a massive coronary. Sadly, he's so evil he'll probably see 90.

[GusBob]

6. All he cares about is his hair

This entire fandango is about his hair loss.

The rest of it, his body, the nation, whatever, can go to pot

But don't mess with his hair. Don't say he is bald

[HipChick]

9. I wish I could understand this...

I had a friend take those hair growing pills...even though it was contra-indicted with other medication he was taking
Trump has let himself go, but all he can focus on is his hair?

[GusBob]

14. He thinks baldness is a sign of weakness

It indicates a loss of virility. It's an obsession to him I guess

[DownFromTheMountain]

21. After some thought

I think his weird hair thing reminds me of a blausey Aunt who takes all morning to do her make up, is over fragranced, and will need a lot of stops along the way to the funeral..she'll make you late for the ceremony.

[smirkymonkey]

7. Good. I hope he's not long for this world.

Nothing would make me happier than to hear of his demise.

[Stallion]

8. Yeah But both Bill and Hilliary Clinton Have Been on their "Deathbeds" for Many Years Now

Its a MIRACLE!!!

[HipChick]

10. Right...I remember the media breatheless reporting on HRC health

and a word about Orange Turd..

[IluvPitties]

11. Good news!

[Cha]

12. Spanky

[IggleDuer]

22. Sparky is the name for his defibrillator.

N/T

[spooky3]

13. But let's remember that Pence is waiting in the wings.

I wish Mueller could finish in record time (taking both of them out with charges) right after the Blunami hits in Nov. and we have a Dem. speaker of the house.

[TheCowsCameHome]

16. I hope the wings came from Icarus.

[spooky3]

19. :-)

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[MFM008]

15. Does he look dead?

Lemme know....

[TheCowsCameHome]

17. Hard to tell, the haybale covers his eyes.

[ProudLib72]

18. Shouldn't we have a daily live televised stick poking just to make sure?

Ronny Jackson's new job! Can he handle it?

[procon]

20. He sure is wheezing a lot more and he always sounds very short of breath.

I've noticed he's slurring his words a lot more often too, but maybe he just has bad fitting dentures.