The case for Jim Bakker as Congressional chaplain

[jberryhill]

He is a perfect match for the “spiritual needs” of the Republican flock.

And... he can make a bundle switching the cafeteria over to his food buckets!



Heck, they could make it a tick box on your tax form - Do you want $500 of your refund in the form of a Jim Bakker End Times Food Bucket?

[Historic NY]

1. Buckets of shit?

[jberryhill]

2. Hey there's a SONG about them...

You don’t even have to eat it to puke:

[spanone]

5. Kill Me

☹️🔫

[jmowreader]

6. I cannot help but think...

...that if the End Times really do come, all the retail preachers like Bakker, Osteen, Paula White and Creflo Dollar are going to get smited first.

https://jackchick.wordpress.com/2009/07/08/chick-parody-who-will-be-eaten-first/

[Blue Owl]

3. Someone tell Ben Carson -- those buckets could hold a lot of grain

n/t

[jberryhill]

4. Here's what I don't get

If they’re getting raptured, why do they need all that food?

[Blue Owl]

8. Good question!

Then again, critical thinking has never been their forte...

[ProudLib72]

10. Simple

It will be left behind for the rest of us to eat, making our lives a living hell (and probably killing us within a year). The SOBs thought of everything, I tell ya!

[eShirl]

7. him again

[comradebillyboy]

9. He's the perfect guy to minister to the Freedumb Caucus.