Naked Eric Trump Runs Through State Dinner Pursued By Screaming Au Pair

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

WASHINGTON—Zigzagging through the State Dining Room in an effort to avoid bath time, a naked Eric Trump ran through his father’s first state dinner Tuesday pursued by a screaming au pair, White House guests have confirmed. The official ceremony to honor visiting French president Emmanuel Macron was reportedly interrupted midway through the main course when the commander in chief’s second-born son, who was entirely nude and covered in soap bubbles, burst through the double doors, immediately followed by a visibly flustered 17-year-old domestic servant who yelled at him to get back in the tub. Multiple eyewitnesses told reporters that when the young Trump crawled between the legs of Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-LA) and hid underneath the table, the au pair ordered her charge to come out and threatened to revoke his television privileges for the night if he didn’t. The childcare worker reportedly came close to catching Eric after he charged out from the other side of the table, shattering a piece of rare china and causing a butler to spill wine all over Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin, but the 34-year-old boy managed to escape and hide behind a Washington National Opera singer who was there to provide after-dinner entertainment. At press time, sources said the president had told the au pair it was okay and was allowing Eric to sit on his lap while he spoon-fed him the nectarine tart they were having for dessert.

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[Eliot Rosewater]

1. I hear he did this last week during the weekly Mein Kampf reading as well.

[question everything]

2. It all makes sense until I reach the sitting on his lap

I think that only individuals that Whiny Donny will let sit on his lap are prostitutes. Also, I doubt that he's ever shown any sign of affection to any of his son. Ivanka - well, this is a different kind of affection.

Still. thanks for posting. I needed this.

[FakeNoose]

3. The Onion!

Of course

[Ohiogal]

4. Thanks for the sorely needed humor today!

[Vinca]

5. Are we sure this is "The Onion" and not fact?

Absolutely nothing would surprise me at this point.

[MineralMan]

6. I have this image of Eric Trump yelling, "Nakee, Nakee!" as he ran

through the room.

[crazycatlady]

7. Put a warning on this

I'm eating and the thought of Eric Trump naked makes me want to lose my lunch.

[Ferrets are Cool]

8. The very first thing you must do

nowadays, is check the source....because ANYTHING can be true in this farked up administration.