Without some proof, here is a thing that you would not believe was really a thing.

[Stinky The Clown]

Trump Branded Urine Test

It is/was, in fact, a thing.

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For years at the height of his Apprentice fame the appeal of living, dressing, eating and smelling like Donald Trump showed few limits.

There were Trump steaks, Trump deodorant, Trump shoes, Trump vodka, Trump ties and, bizarrely, a Trump-branded urine test.

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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/04/17/steak-aftershave-urine-tests-donald-trumps-merchandising-empire/

And who says there's no karma?

[Achilleaze]

1. Pee u

republican family-values role model Dirty Donny* provides an endless stream of life lessons,

* aka Comrade Casino, republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

[WhiteTara]

2. Trump vodka has always seemed like an anomoly to me

all the rest of this is his personal life stuff--so does this mean he drinks vodka? because you can't smell it?

[marble falls]

3. Hers some infor on the urine testing....

http://www.joemygod.com/2016/03/09/trump-urine-another-failed-scam-company/

Trump Urine: Another Failed Scam Company

March 9, 2016 2016 Election, Teabagistan

Among the many failed companies run by Donald Trump was a Ponzi scheme vitamins distributorship which analyzed customers’ urine samples and then sent them a list of the “essential nutrients” they needed to buy. For real. Via the National Review:

It’s far from clear whether Ideal Health’s (that is, the Trump Network’s) products had any substantive nutritional value. Take the centerpiece of the program, the PrivaTest, a urine test that would provide “a scientific window into your personal biochemistry,” as Trump Network’s website advertised. Customers would purchase the PrivaTest kit, collect a urine sample, and ship the sample to a lab, which would analyze it and develop a “Custom Essentials” kit of nutritional supplements “calibrated . . . to reflect your unique nutrient needs.” To burnish its medical bona fides, in its sample “PrivaTest® Test Results” booklet [PDF], the Trump Network cited a 2002 article in the Journal of American Medical Association that declared, “It appears prudent for all adults to take vitamin supplements.”

By the mid 2000s, Dr. Stephen Barrett — founder of the website Quackwatch, which aims to debunk health-care fraud — had criticized the PrivaTest, remarking that “no single test can provide a rational basis for dietary supplement recommendations.” Recently, Dr. Pieter Cohen, a general internist at Cambridge Health Alliance who reviewed Trump Network marketing materials for health-care site Stat News, concluded: “They make an outrageous statement, which is that this testing and supplement regimen, this process, are a necessity for anyone who wants to stay healthy. That’s quite insane.” But it was profitable. The PrivaTest and a month’s supply of Custom Essentials cost $139.95, an additional month’s supply cost $69.95, and to keep one’s “unsurpassed individual nutritional support” up to date, the Trump Network recommended repeating the PrivaTest every nine months — at a price of $99.95, plus shipping and handling.

[Hortensis]

4. Wow. One little man, so much slime.

Trump never disappoints expectations of the lowest order.

[marble falls]

12. He's a practiced con man.

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[Hortensis]

13. Something in some of them. A Repub speaker of the house,

second in line to the presidency, earned money after being kicked out of office by such devices as selling fake cancer cures. And just look at that lineup of cons during the Republican debates. Have to admit our swindler in chief did stand out even in that crowd, a distinction that spoke to his voters.

Boggles the mind.

[lame54]

5. And the results are...

You're a Russian hooker

[ProudLib72]

6. Strange little factoid: Rump urine testing facility was right next to the vodka facility.

Not saying anything. Just there was a time when Rump believed in recycling for profit.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

7. Lets hope tRump is urine tested on entry and while in prison. . . nt

[Bernardo de La Paz]

8. Relax folks. It's just trickle-down economics. . . nt

[Elwood P Dowd]

9. The Trump Fecal Matter Test is even better.

Just save several days of fecal matter and mail it to:

Donald J. Trump
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

[Kirk Lover]

10. Ok the piss test came included with his vitamin scheme. Lord there are things here that I've

never heard about and didn't we think we've heard just about every product! RUMP deodorant...nothing can cover that stink.

[kimbutgar]

11. On Netflix they have a doc twitler an American dream

He’s been a grifter, liar, thief and con man for a looooong time!

[KY_EnviroGuy]

14. This was part of a pyramid scheme that collapsed.

Title: The PrivaTest: Another Scheme to Sell You Something
See: https://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/Tests/privatest.html

and: Behind the collapse of the "recession-proof" Trump Network
See: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-trump-network-cbs-news-investigation-supplements-multi-level-marketing/

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A reported 20,000 independent sales representatives bought the Trump Network products and tried to recruit others to sell them too. But within two and a half years, the "recession-proof" business collapsed.

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One retiree couple in Florida said they lost $10,000.

There has been numerous FTC complaints against Ideal Health aka The Trump Network with ITV Direct, which marketed products mainly through cable TV infomercials.

Is there ever an end or limits to this man's flim-flam and malfeasance?

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[Hugin]

15. It goes a long way to explaining his oafish affinity for the Amway twins.

Birds of a feather and so forth and so on.

Yet another empty pyramid grain silo -- To quote another Scammity/President Cheese Whiz acolyte, "Dr." Ben Carson.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

16. Yes, I think the entire cabinet is a bunch of scam artists.

See: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2906899/Rising-GOP-star-Ben-Carson-endorsed-sham-nutrition-supplement-company-employs-business-manager-linked-pay-play-journalism-scandal.html

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His business manager Armstrong Williams told National Review Online that 'the decision that has been made' that Carson's won't publicly address his relationship with the company, and insisted the appearances were arranged by an outside speaker's bureau that currently charges more than $40,000 per speech for his services. 'All we know is that the Washington Speaker’s Bureau, which booked hundreds of speaking engagements for him through the year, booked these engagements,' Williams insisted. 'He had no idea who these people are.'

Mannatech, whose name is a play on the heavenly food from the Bible, offers its flagship 'glyconutritional dietary supplement' Ambrotose by claiming it can 'improve your health with an advanced blend of saccharides.'

'There are authentic, scientific studies that have looked at people drinking these kinds of materials,' Freeze said. 'And it doesn't really do anything except increase flatulence.' Mannatech also sells weight-loss meal replacement shakes for $35.00 per jar and 1.4 oz. containers of night cream for $65.00.

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[TheBlackAdder]

17. Didn't he also sell remote controlled, battery operated Ben Wahs? I hear he wears them daily.