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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMueller Says That Until Yesterday He Had Almost Forgotten to Investigate Giuliani!Borowitz
'Like most Americans, I had totally forgotten about Rudy Giulianis existence, he said. But then when he popped up on the news I was, like, Hold onshouldnt we be investigating him?
Mueller was at a loss to explain why he had failed to investigate Giuliani earlier. I have no idea how it could have slipped my mind, he said. His role in Trumps campaign was as fishy as all get-out.
He said that other members of his team were poking fun at him for not deciding to investigate Giuliani before Thursday. I mean, think about it: how do you do a criminal investigation of the Trump campaign and leave Rudy out of it? he said. Ive got to say, Im pretty darn embarrassed about the whole thing.
When asked for an estimate of when the Russia inquiry might wrap up, Mueller responded, I honestly cant say. I was hoping to bring it to a close in the next month or two, but now that were also investigating Rudy Giuliani, God only knows how long it'll take."
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/mueller-says-that-until-yesterday-he-had-almost-forgotten-to-investigate-giuliani
WheelWalker
(8,955 posts)Eliot Rosewater
(31,121 posts)Andy is brilliant
Kirk Lover
(3,608 posts)6 days a week at that crack of fucking dawn maybe he wouldn't of missed this.
Meanwhile, I'm not even out of my bathrobe yet.
pecosbob
(7,542 posts)The one person I'd rather see jailed more than Cheeto. You should have shut the hell up and stuck with playing canasta with your old Hillary-hater FBI buddies. Now your ass is ours.
oberliner
(58,724 posts)pecosbob
(7,542 posts)That being said I do believe the NY AG will have some questions for Rudy before this thing is done.