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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTrump Boys Announce They Will Not Hesitate To Egg Russia If Provoked
https://politics.theonion.com/trump-boys-announce-they-will-not-hesitate-to-egg-russi-1825211987WASHINGTONMaking it clear that they are fully prepared to use every means at their disposal to stand up against rival foreign powers, Donald Jr. and Eric Trump announced Thursday that if Russia continues to provoke the United States, they will not hesitate to egg targets in Moscow. We like those guys, but make no mistakeif they push us too far, were gonna unload on them with everything weve got, said Eric, who filled a duffel bag with five cartons of eggs, a pack of toilet paper, and several cans of Silly String, while Donald Jr. mapped out exactly which stretch of the Kremlins gardens would be best to fill with hundreds of plastic forks. Were not about to stand by and let Russia get away with saying a bunch of bad stuff about the greatest America on earth. Well see whos still talking a big game about Syria when theres shoe polish all over their car windows and a giant penis drawn in shaving cream on their driveway. Believe me, that stuff takes forever to clean up. At press time, White House sources confirmed the brothers were soaked with their own urine after attempting to simultaneously piss into the same water balloon.
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Trump Boys Announce They Will Not Hesitate To Egg Russia If Provoked (Original Post)
geardaddy
Apr 2018
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FSogol
(45,553 posts)1. OMG, rofl
Eliot Rosewater
(31,126 posts)2. I have the TP
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)3. ...
Initech
(100,108 posts)4. Maybe next they'll give wedgies to Putin!
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)5. The last sentence is the funniest!
Mostly because I can actually see them trying to attempt something that stupid.