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blake2012

(1,294 posts)
Tue Apr 10, 2018, 03:57 PM Apr 2018

Trump, awakened by his nightmare, sits in a cold sweat

the white silk sheets are covered in orange powder coat. A half eaten Big Mac is smeared into the pillow. What is left of his hair is a 3 foot wad smashed onto one side of his head--the rest of his wrinkled skull completely bald

He quivers in rage and fear as he recalls the most haunting details of the nightmare--Mueller, dressed in full military garb including his medals is marching Trump to a police wagon in handcuffs. Vladimir Putin is sitting in the driver's seat with a smirk on his face.

Fumbling for his phone, Trump grabs it up and before his bladder and bowels direct him toward the lavatory, he pumps out "TOTAL WITCH HUNT!!!".

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