Satellite imaging shows a caravan of criminal defense attorneys trying to cross the Potomac

[Snake Plissken]

to fill the demands of the Trump Crime Syndicates legal defense needs.

[nolabear]

1. 😂😂😂😂

[Vinca]

2. LOL - even Rudy doesn't want to represent him because he doesn't pay his bills.

Rudy said if an attorney sends a bill to Trump it's considered opening the negotiations, not payment due.

[hlthe2b]

3. Good one.

LOL

[flibbitygiblets]

4. Yeah, but a tiny-armed psychotic T-Rex keeps eating them alive

[BumRushDaShow]

10. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Marty Marzipan]

19. The lawyer was...

... a total coward and a me-first guy. Sounds familiar.

[Deb]

5. Lol

[GoCubsGo]

6. I figured they'd all be going the other way.

Who in their right minds would want to defend these assholes, especially since the head of the syndicate is well-known for skipping out on paying the people he hires?

[bigbrother05]

7. They are rushing in to pick the prime spots to put up their billboards

and plaster the bus stops.

[eleny]

8. DUzy!!!

I miss the DUzy awards. This OP is well worthy.

[CatMor]

9. Great one....really had me laughing

[irisblue]

11. Trump Crime Syndicate.👍

[OldHippieChick]

12. Didn't even have to open the OP for

a laugh, but thought it deserved a kick!

[world wide wally]

13. The are going the other way!

[machoneman]

14. Now that's.....damn FUNNY! n/m

n/m

[dae]

15. 🤣😂🤣👍🏼👍🏼

[spanone]

17. Good One Snake!!!!!

[malaise]

18. Brilliant

[raven mad]

20. Oh, how I needed this!

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