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kpete

(71,994 posts) Tue Apr 10, 2018, 11:26 AM Apr 2018

Moran at work...

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Moran at work... (Original Post) kpete Apr 2018 OP

Rated My House ProfessorGAC Apr 2018 #1

They can swing by my house. Corgigal Apr 2018 #3

Hmmm. I'm confused. Rated my house? kmla Apr 2018 #2

Do you have gold fixtures? LakeArenal Apr 2018 #5

I actually leave milk and cookies out for the FBI Johonny Apr 2018 #4

If Mueller saw my bathroom right now, I would be off to jail. n/t Yavin4 Apr 2018 #6

Nah, the EPA would let you slide under Pruitt. House of Roberts Apr 2018 #7

Tastycake Buttersctotch Krimpets? dawg Apr 2018 #8

My house is rated "still a little too sturdy to tear down". raven mad Apr 2018 #9

It's a terrible irony when people misspell the word "moron." nt earthshine Apr 2018 #10

It is done on purpose in reference Lars39 Apr 2018 #11

As in the legendary pro-Iraq War protester . . . . hatrack Apr 2018 #12

ProfessorGAC

(65,057 posts)

1. Rated My House

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Apr 10, 2018, 11:30 AM

Apr 2018

I'm guessing they'd give it an 8 out of 10 for its size. How do i get someone from the FBI to come "rate" my house?

Corgigal

(9,291 posts)

3. They can swing by my house.

Reply to ProfessorGAC (Reply #1)

Tue Apr 10, 2018, 11:35 AM

Apr 2018

They can rate my new porch railings. Honest, legal opinion. Just knock please, cause I will put up the corgi and chihuahua and open the door.

kmla

(4,047 posts)

2. Hmmm. I'm confused. Rated my house?

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Apr 10, 2018, 11:33 AM

Apr 2018

On what measurable?
- Cleanliness?
- Location?
- Cable TV Channel offerings?
- Number of framed pictures of LOLcats hung in the dining room?
- Per capita consumption of YooHoo and TastyCakes?

My assumption is I would be rated well in some categories, and not fare well in others.

LakeArenal

(28,819 posts)

5. Do you have gold fixtures?

Reply to kmla (Reply #2)

Tue Apr 10, 2018, 11:47 AM

Apr 2018

Is your name emblazoned on you front wall?
Is there a framed fake cover of Time of you as Man of the Year?

I didn’t think so....

Johonny

(20,851 posts)

4. I actually leave milk and cookies out for the FBI

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Apr 10, 2018, 11:36 AM

Apr 2018

Yavin4

(35,441 posts)

6. If Mueller saw my bathroom right now, I would be off to jail. n/t

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Apr 10, 2018, 12:26 PM

Apr 2018

House of Roberts

(5,174 posts)

7. Nah, the EPA would let you slide under Pruitt.

Reply to Yavin4 (Reply #6)

Tue Apr 10, 2018, 12:46 PM

Apr 2018

dawg

(10,624 posts)

8. Tastycake Buttersctotch Krimpets?

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Apr 10, 2018, 12:48 PM

Apr 2018

Actually, no.

I ate them all. Haul me off to jail.

raven mad

(4,940 posts)

9. My house is rated "still a little too sturdy to tear down".

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 03:31 AM

Apr 2018

But, hey come ahead! If you can find it, beware of watchmoose in nearby copse of spruce; new mama. The cat is VERY sneaky, and her favorite deal is playing "streak of 4-footed tailess lightening" while zipping between your legs. And the pot is legal (receipt shows sales tax, even). If you decide the sound system needs a look, try cleaning the needle 😜.....

Oh, forgot the ice slide (up OR down) that makes up the front steps and walkway. You'll be okay, though, the small pile of rough pea gravel at the very bottom will stop the momentum before you smack into the stored logs. Maybe. We can hope..

Aside from these, make yourself at home!🗻

Kpete - blue ribbon for most fun subject!!