His pie hole was tense and teethy.

[boston bean]

His arms were locked like he was in the end stages of tetanus.

It was a wonderful sight!!

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. Emphasis on "tetANUS"

[Lisa0825]

8. DUzy! LOL

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. His piehole looked more like an asshole than ever.

And his little T-Rex arms were tightly crossed over that sack of blubber he calls a body. He looked vewwy, vewwy angry!

[sheshe2]

5. He was auditioning for his straight jacket.

I would say it is a good fit.

[boston bean]

7. It would make a good beginning if a book.

Best selling novel I am just beginning to draft!!

[sheshe2]

9. Hahahaha

[raven mad]

16. You! are just too fast!

Great minds......💐

[sheshe2]

17. Think alike...

[BritVic]

12. Like a twitching sphincter n/t

[Grammy23]

3. Looked like he was about to blow a gasket.

Too bad he didn’t just keel over right there on live TV.

[bronxiteforever]

4. Someone send him 10 Big Macs pronto!

[Exotica]

6. Great description!!!

[VOX]

10. He def needs more *executive time* with his TV friends.

Reality is just too bitterly cold for the snowflake’s snowflake.

[thegoose]

11. Imagine what he's doing tonight

Raging and channel surfing and calling lackeys for reassurance. Heh heh heh...

[boston bean]

13. I try not to imagine too much on that. Golden throne and teeny tighty whiteys around the ankles

with tiny thumbs on iphone twitting away while straining.

That’s too much to put anyones self through, no??

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. I hope he eats lots and lots of comfort food, like Big Macs and KFC

and some beautiful chocolate cake with two scoops of ice cream.

[tavernier]

15. This will be in a movie someday

And definitely SNL very soon.