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Witches, man. Just when you thought we were safe from their malignant influence on Americas virtue, the NFL has proven we are still in real danger from their dark powers. It is fortunate for our countrys moral fiber that the NFL has kept current in their reading, channeling Heinrich Kramers 1487 tome, Malleus Maleficarum (The Hammer of Witches), which was the go-to DIY text in many countries for conducting witch trials and public executions. As a result, an estimated 40,000 to 50,000 witches were put to death, about 80% of which were females. Why so many women? Kramer explains that its because a woman is more carnal than man, as is clear in connection with many filthy carnal acts. He believed that the sexual desire men felt when looking at a woman who was not their wife was due to the vixen casting magic spells to tempt them. As punishment, these sexual sirens must be, if not beheaded, drowned, or hanged, at least fired from their cheerleading jobs.
Bailey Davis, the 22-year-old former New Orleans Saints cheerleader, was recently fired for violating team social media rules by posting an Instagram photo of herself in one-piece lingerie that shows as much skin as a one-piece swimsuit in a Nordstroms ad, and a lot less than their cheerleading outfits. She has since filed a complaint with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission for gender discrimination. When she spoke to a representative from the Saints human resources department, he complained that in her photo she had a dirty face (clear proof she was casting her spell compelling virtuous men to filthy carnal acts) and that hed never allow his granddaughters to post something like that....
Grandpas pompous Lord Tywin Lannister response encapsulates exactly whats wrong with NFL management: They insist on being the self-appointed guardians of Americas mythological vision of itself. Malt shops on every corner, Pat Boone crooning on the jukebox, and modestly dressed virgins sitting around with knees clamped together waiting to be asked to prom. This 1950s, Father Knows Best soundstage fantasy doesnt stop with paternalistic and puritanical gender stereotypes, but also promotes simplistic notions about race and patriotism. The NFLs anachronistic fancies arent just a misguided attempt to pander to what they think their traditionalist fans want, but also projects the hard-core conservative values of the mostly rich, white one-percenters who own the teams. We must live in their Disneyland or else....
In their Pleasantville fantasy, athletes still Shut up and dribble (or, in their case, Shut up and tackle). Thats because the majority of those athletes who speak up or kneel down in the real world are people of color calling attention to profound life-and-death inequities across the country, daily humiliating and life-threatening inequities that most these owners never have to face and therefore have no personal stake in. Attempts to silence players who refuse to accept their assigned roles fits right in with owners smarmy manipulation of the women cheerleaders through discriminatory Jane Crow laws....
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2018/apr/06/the-nfls-plan-to-protect-america-from-witches?CMP=share_btn_fb
marble falls
(57,097 posts)And I should have attributed the article to him in the first place.
marble falls
(57,097 posts)much freer GB reporters are than US ones. Imagine my pleasant surprise to see Careem AND find he wrote it.
I love the way it worked out. Your OP made my day on all levels. Thanks again.
Ferrets are Cool
(21,106 posts)fleur-de-lisa
(14,624 posts)I live in New Orleans. Rumor was, 5 or 6 years ago, that head coach Sean Payton got one of the cheerleaders preggers. He was married at the time. The cheerleader was less than half his age. She had the child and Payton is supposedly paying child support, though the pair are no longer "dating". Payton's wife divorced him, I think around 2012. I suspect that has a lot to do with the ridiculous rules for the Saints cheerleaders.
So, as usual, ALL females are punished for the inappropriate sexual behavior of a creepy older guy and one cheerleader. Same old same old.