The only way to get trump to read his PDB

[mercuryblues]

Is by a Fox news format. Get attractive females to act as anchors. The more they look like Ivanka, the better. Complete with, guests, graphics and a chyron bar.

[Sneederbunk]

1. Must show lot of leg.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

2. Porn stars you say?

Blonde, busty, overly made up. That is what Trump likes. Instead of twittering his mornings away, he will be jerking them off?

I shudder at the thought.

[mercuryblues]

3. stabbibg myself in the ear with toothpicks

to get that image out of brain was inadequate. I moved up to kabob skewers.

[magicarpet]

4. I've been using a rusty coat hanger....

Kinda like a back alley lobotomy.....

Keep stuffing it into your right ear until it eventually pokes out the left one. Twirl it around and round a lot and push harder - if it gets hung up in the middle. Ignore the copious amounts of blood and chunks of brain matter leaking out. That is just your intelligence - that is what infects your head.

Stupid as a 55gallon drum of green and yellow spit - is the fashionably new stable genius smart.

[jmowreader]

5. I have a better way

...but I doubt he’d do it.

Lee Ermey in his Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann persona.

“Were you born a stupid, fat, miserable, puke piece of shit, President Trump, or did you have to work at it?”