Best (worst) photo EVAH of that pile of shit on Cheeto's head:

[fleur-de-lisa]

How does he stay on the ground in high winds? "Pile of piss-yellow shit, you are cleared for take off".
(Photo credit goes to @davidmackau)

Link to tweet

[CatWoman]

1. Ive noticed the fatter his face becomes

the thinner his hair gets

[George II]

39. I noticed yesterday that the right cheekbone looked a little swollen. Melania revenge?

[MontanaMama]

2. Okay Twitter warriors...

Please DO NOT re-tweet this unflattering photo of Dotard...it would be unkind and we should be above this kind of middle school behavior.

[sarge43]

9. The alternative is nuke it from orbit.

That poor trapped creature on his head is trying to flee for its life.

[MontanaMama]

11. Sounds legit.

[bench scientist]

33. it's the only way to be sure!

love an Aliens reference.

[sarge43]

42. OK

"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"

"No. Have you?"

Pure gold.

[GetRidOfThem]

34. I'm so sowweeee

Oh so soowwweee!

[JDC]

3. He looks like the Heat Miser

https://goo.gl/images/1SXDA8

[MontanaMama]

17. I LOVE the Heat Miser!

Don't ruin him for me!!!!!

"He's Mr. Heat Miser, he's Mr. Sun. He's Mr. Heat Miser....he's Mr. 101. They call him Heat Miser 'cause whatever he'll touch....melts in his clutch...He's too much! Badump bump bump baaaaaaaump."

[smirkymonkey]

40. You beat me to it! That was exactly what I was going to post.

LOL!

[Yavin4]

4. His hair is trying to escape him. n/t

[trueblue2007]

6. i posted the picture on facebook

[Demovictory9]

5. wow..its a foot long and 50 hairs wide

[world wide wally]

7. U-G-L-Y asshole

[0rganism]

16. imho the UGLY comes from the inside

the ridiculous hair is but a garnish on his shit salad personality.

[fierywoman]

8. "SAD."

[SCantiGOP]

10. It isnt that he lacks hair

It is just that his head is so big because of those beautiful, big brains.

[red dog 1]

12. Oh God! That's disgusting!

[and so is Shitler]

[jaxind]

13. And...

And THIS guy was worried about how John Bolton looked because of his moustache??!

[Vinca]

14. Odd no one steps forward and takes credit for being his hair stylist.

That thing on his head is an engineering marvel unless the wind is blowing.

[DesertRat]

32. I think he shares a hairdresser with Boris Johnson

[Heartstrings]

15. Ive heard it described as

cotton candy made of piss, pretty accurate!

[Butterflylady]

21. Now that's a keeper

[Heartstrings]

25. If memory serves me correctly it was

Penn Jillete that coined the phrase on a Bill Maher episode. Just stuck with me...

[SunSeeker]

18. Looks like he's already the victim of those Blue Wave "headwinds" McConnell was talking about!

[BobTheSubgenius]

19. Very dignified.

Not just dignified - Presidential!

[magicarpet]

20. Well tRdump has been a hair raising experience....

..... for us !

[lpbk2713]

22. No wonder he wears that silly ass MAGA cap so often.

If I saw him in person I would point and laugh.

[MissB]

23. That pretty much looks like the shape of his mothers hair.

I don’t have the pic handy but....

[Bradshaw3]

24. That is hilarious

Thanks for the laugh.

[DesertRat]

26. Here's the whole series....

12 photos: https://www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/trump-hair-wind-air-force-one

[malaise]

28. Looks the part of a raving lunatic

[DesertRat]

30. .

[malaise]

31. Ha

[MontanaMama]

35. It defies the laws of physics!

Not to mention he has got to weigh 300 lbs. what happened to his canned soup diet? I’m not fat shaming...he’s the one who feels the need to lie about his weight...he and Dr. Ronny.

[DesertRat]

46. watching his hair blow in the wind is honestly hypnotic...

At one point he turned sideways and had a crest like a lizard. (tip: turn off the audio)

Link to tweet

[nolabear]

47. Those are the bravest marines Ive ever seen.

I’d have fallen DOWN laughing and been busted to below private.

[MontanaMama]

50. My thought exactly!!

[3catwoman3]

38. Too bad it doesnt...

... sucked into one of Air Force 1’s jet engines.

[Bleacher Creature]

27. And yet his hair is nowhere near as ugly as his heart or brain. NT

[Scarsdale]

43. Or FACE!

No wonder he always offers women $$$ for sex. He must never have had a woman want him for himself, as wonderful as he thinks he is. He is even fatter and uglier than when he first came down that escalator surrounded by paid "fans".

[Afromania]

29. Is anybody else seeing a bird shape in there? Looks like that sucker is trying to fly away.

[Buns_of_Fire]

36. This coif courtesy Nose Hair Club for Men.

We also do ear hair, butt hair, and (in Rump's case) all three -- to deliver the Manly-Man look all men will envy and all women will want to run their fingers through (we recommend rubber gloves, though).

[ailsagirl]

37. Someone wrote, "Even his hair is trying to get away from him!"

[BSdetect]

41. Jowls

[Fritz Walter]

44. It's Jabba the Hut...

...with a Tribble on its head, desperately trying to escape!
"Bring me a diet-cola and a cookie!"

OK, I'll admit I committed a cardinal sin with sci-fi nerds by cross-connecting Star Trek with Star Wars, but we live in desperate time. Desperate measures are required.

[enid602]

45. Mommy

Looks like he's going for height today. Looks like his Mommy's famous hairdo. That's about three cans worth of Aquanet right there.

[enid602]

48. Cat 5

I wonder if Stormy's seen this. She's liable to have a cat 5 orgasm.

[rustydog]

49. Trump needs to start another Hugely Successful Trump company:

Trump Hair Club for Pigs

[C_U_L8R]

51. Houston, we have lift-off...

What the heck is that monstrosity of a synthetic hair ball?

[niyad]

52. a few more for you

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210455531