Mitt Romney Lies About His BFF Bibi

[DeSwiss]

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6:30 pm July 27, 2012
by Kris E. Benson


Romney rocks his mom jeans

When we were in high school we had a friend who claimed his family was really tight with Morgan Freeman’s, and he’d tell us all kinds of hilarious stories about the good times he’d had, just hanging out with Morgan Freeman and having all kinds of deep talks wherein Morgan would generously give him sage advice on how to handle the various challenges in his life. Except THEN it turned out that he had been lying the whole time and he was super embarrassed. See, this is why our friend from high school is a better person than Mitt Romney, who tells similarly ridiculous lies all the time and then doesn’t even pretend to be embarrassed. Like how he’s been running around saying that he was really good friends with Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyatu. But then Vanity Fair ASKED Binyamin Netanyahu about his good friend Mittens, and Bibi was all like “who? Oh THAT guy.”

ROMNEY: “We can almost speak in shorthand. We share common experiences and have a
perspective and underpinning which is similar.”

~Mitt Romney, April 2012 in the New York Times.

Yeah…We’re sure that Mitt Romney, a draft dodger whose pastimes include playing dress up, making fun of the blind, firing people who provide services to him, and firing people who provide services to you, has a lot in common with Binyamin Netanyahu, a officer in an elite unit of special forces in the IDF who fought in the October War.

NETANYAHU: “I remember him [Romney] for sure, but I don’t think we had any particular connections,
I knew him and he knew me, I suppose.”

~Bibi Netanyahu, July 2012 in Vanity Fair Interview, (middle of Page 4)

MAJOR diss. Maybe Romney will get back at him by ruining our diplomatic relationship with Israel in much the same way he has managed to ruin it with the U.K.. Or by tying him to the roof of his car. Not sure which. We’ll keep you informed.

via (DailyKos)

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[surrealAmerican]

1. Romney probably actually believes this.

I've got a hunch that anybody he knows, who hasn't actually told him they hate him, he will call a "friend". It's all part of his lack of social skills.

[DeSwiss]

2. I'll be surprised.....

...if he remembers his name.

''Why yes.... I happen to be great friends with er, um... you know, the leadership of Israel guy. Been friends with him for many, many years. Know all about him and his family and everything. In fact, he's actually Mormon but he just doesn't know it yet. Why I baptized him personally......''