Trump Thinks He Is Louis XIV:

[MineralMan]

"L'état, c'est moi," he has declared.

[DavidDvorkin]

1. Let's hope we're never forced to see him in tights.

[MineralMan]

2. Or with his bloomers on display, either.

Ugh!

[Different Drummer]

4. Gee, thanks! There's a mental image I could have done without.

Get me to the brain bleach, stat!

[BSdetect]

3. Nah, he knows nothing of history.

[dalton99a]

5. Dr. Guillotine had a nice cure for that particular malady

(Well, it worked for his descendant - and that girl who liked beautiful cakes)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Autocrats seem to favor weird hair.

[MineralMan]

7. Yes, indeed.

Now, I'm not sure whether Louis wore a wig or not. But he was a vain, vain man, apparently.

[malchickiwick]

8. Vraiment. Mais, je pense que "le deluge" arrive maintenant plutt que "apres"!

(Seriously. But, I think "le déluge" is coming now rather than "apres"!)

[dalton99a]

9. A golden deluge?

[malchickiwick]

10. BWAHH!! That cracked me up!!

Well-played!