Marx Bro's Guide to Stormy and The Don's NDA

[ProudLib72]

Believe me, if you watch the whole thing, you will notice many, many similarities. And if you make it to the sanity clause, you will cheer. Groucho's "contract" must be as legally binding as Cohen's.

[dalton99a]

1. A classic

[longship]

2. "A Night at the Opera"

Probably their best.

Well, maybe Duck Soup.

Regardless, Groucho and Co. were great.

Don't get me started about A Day at the Races or Animal Crackers.

[Solomon]

3. I have all their

movies.

[longship]

5. They are so damned funny.

"Tootsie-frootsie ice cream!"

[ProudLib72]

6. You canna fool me! I know there ainna no Sanity Clause

Just imagine what would happen if Stormy's NDA had a sanity clause! The orange menace would be in huge trouble.

[Hugin]

4. I'm a Marxist...

Relax.

I'm a Groucho Marxist!

I still need to get that T-shirt.

[Brother Buzz]

7. This might be a good place to shoehorn in the orange anus' policy on everything

[ProudLib72]

8. Yes, surprising how many Marx Bro's scenes seem to fit the current administration

Don Jr says, "Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas I'll never know."

[Brother Buzz]

9. The orange anus and Larry Kudlow, his new chief economic adviser, discussing money

[ProudLib72]

14. Which tRump fits each of the Marx brothers?

If Don Sr is Groucho, Chico is Don Jr, Harpo is Eric, but what about Zeppo and Gummo? Zeppo was the straight man, and we never saw Gummo (that I remember, maybe just didn't know it was him).

[Kirk Lover]

10. That's really really not funny considering that asshole literally shoots elephants. nt

[ProudLib72]

16. You're absolutely correct. It's not funny

The fact that 80 year old jokes are our current political reality is

[Staph]

11. Forty years ago, I bought an album, An Evening With Groucho.

It is full of wonderful stories and songs.

Everybody works but Father.
He sits around all day.
Feet in front of the fireplace
Smoking his pipe of clay.

Mother takes in washing
And also sister Ann.
Everybody works in my house
But my old man!

[Brother Buzz]

12. I still have my copy....

and introduced my son to it a few years ago. He really got into and absorbed a ton of his parent's vinyl collections. Hell, he even transferred a ton of it to CD's for his Luddite parents.

[Staph]

13. I still have my copy, too!

In the mid-1970s, in a fit of creativity, I stitched it in needlepoint. And now I wonder where the heck I stashed that? I know where the album is, but no idea where the needlepoint is!

[Brother Buzz]

15. Jeez Louise, I started thinking about the album and now have an earworm!

Lydia the Tattooed Lady

Groucho Marx

Lydia, oh! Lydia, say have you met Lydia
Oh! Lydia, the tattooed lady
She has eyes that folks adore so
And a torso even more so
Lydia, oh! Lydia, that "Encyclopedia"
Oh! Lydia, the Queen of tattoo
On her back is the Battle of Waterloo
Beside it the Wreck of the Hesperus too
And proudly above the waves
The Red, White and Blue
You can learn a lot from Lydia
She can give you a view of the world
In tattoo if you step up and tell her where
For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree
Or Washington crossing the Delaware
Oh! Lydia, oh! Lydia, say have you met Lydia
Oh! Lydia, the tattooed lady
When her muscles start relaxin'
Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson
Lydia, oh! Lydia, that "Encyclopedia"
Oh! Lydia, the champ of them all
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