Pat Holliday: Hillary Clinton Is The Head Of Witchcraft In The World

[Initech]

Religious Right conspiracy theorist Pat Holliday of Miracle Internet Church, who once claimed that if Hillary Clinton had been elected president, 90 percent of the global population would already be dead, recently declared that Clinton is “the top witch of the whole world” and sought to “bind” Clinton’s witchcraft powers so that she can finally be held accountable “for the crimes that she has committed.”

During an appearance on Omega Man Radio, Holliday said that Clinton lost the 2016 presidential election because she “was so dumb and stupid and so spiritually blinded by her witchcraft powers.”

“I think that she is the top witch of the whole world,” Holliday stated. “She is the head of witchcraft in the world.”

Asserting that “the women witches are more powerful than the men, so that is why Hillary Clinton is so powerful, because she is the head witch of the world,” Holliday then took authority over Clinton’s spiritual powers so that she will be prosecuted for engaging in pedophilia and child trafficking.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/pat-holliday-hillary-clinton-is-the-head-of-witchcraft-in-the-world/

Here we go again with the pedophilia bullshit!

[Scoopster]

1. That's funny..

I thought it was Minerva McGonagall.

[Wellstone ruled]

5. This is going to start a Cat Fight.

Not!!!

[Javaman]

16. lighting bolts at 10 paces! nt

[Wellstone ruled]

18. Film at 11.

[hueymahl]

2. Wow. Yet another argument for putting more money into the mental healthcare system

And strengthening involuntary commitment procedures. In any other context, this person would be evaluated for schizophrenia.

[Initech]

6. So would most of the GOP conspiracy theorists.

Anyone who believes the pedophile, witchcraft, spirit cooking, pizzagate, Seth Rich, false flags, all that bullshit - should definitely consult a mental health physician.

[dlk]

3. Delusions Resulting From Mental Illness Aren't Meant to be Taken Seriously

[GallopingGhost]

4. Better a witch's head

than a horse's ass.

[northoftheborder]

24. yep!

[world wide wally]

7. Another SNL spoof?

[NastyRiffraff]

8. Apparently not The Onion

This guy needs serious help that he's not getting from his god.

[Stallion]

29. Pat Holliday is a She-Witch not a Man

[NastyRiffraff]

34. Yikes. Even worse!

[DBoon]

9. Did he weigh Hillary

and find she weighs the same as a duck?

[NewJeffCT]

12. She turned me into a newt

I got better

[DBoon]

22. She turned this guy into a newt

and he got worse...

[ooky]

10. How can people be this stupid?

[NewJeffCT]

11. OK, which one of you let this secret out?

Hillary had specifically told me not to tell anybody and to not let the secret get out. Has anybody been turned into a newt lately? Have there been any duck kidnappings lately?

[Aristus]

13. ...

[lapislzi]

14. So let me get this straight.

Holliday attempted a "binding" spell, to curtail Secretary Clinton's "powers." Which one is the witch?

[Lucinda]

19. Nice catch!

[Wednesdays]

25. She sees herself as the Good Witch, you see

So, begone before she drops another house on you!

[Volaris]

15. The women witches are more powerful than the men...

Lol I didn't have any idea that having an innie instead of an outie gave one Extra Power...

Jeeze when are these self - professed grown assed men going to stop being afraid of their own mothers...

[Elwood P Dowd]

17. Did he say this before or after his job interview with Trump? (nm)

[workinclasszero]

20. I had to stop reading and start LMAO right here:

"Pat Holliday of Miracle Internet Church"

[Angry Dragon]

21. She is qualified to head Trump's Space War

[Orange Free State]

26. These are strong words from a cannibal

who dines on aborted fetuses! Yes, the story is out there that Pat Holliday is a cannibal! And I know the story is out there because I just now started it!😁

[haele]

27. Which World Witches is she the head of?

So many sects, it would be hard to keep track of...

Heck, even if you claimed she was the Wicked Witch of the West, there are still the Witches of the East, North, and South that might not agree that she would be the head witch.

As for the rest - Holliday is a piss poor porn-novel writer who can't sell his schlock to any publisher - he can't even manage something that would be published in Penthouse Letters - so he starts a church to fool any desperately gullible or damaged person with his lurid, hysterical prose and sick imaginings.

Wait - on edit - is Pat Holliday a man or a woman? It's just Pat...
If a she, is Pat woman-witch enough to take authority over Hillary Clinton, because if Pat's a he, he just said women witches are stronger than men...

Haele

[John Fante]

28. Reality has a liberal bias.

Hate-filled paranoid delusions have a conservative one.

[left-of-center2012]

30. Miracle Internet Church ?

Never heard of it, so I looked it up.
Biggest thing on their page is a link to PayPal so you can send them money.

That's the "miracle" of the internet church, making it easier to take your cash.

[Orange Free State]

31. If they ever got a cent from me

that would be a TRUE miracle.

[Vinca]

32. If Hill was a witch she would have put the whammy on this nutjob long ago.

Amazing the bullshit they come up with. As icing on the cake, I assume the "Miracle Internet Church" doesn't pay taxes.

[JHB]

33. Bippety. Boppety. Loon.

[lindysalsagal]

35. The really fun part about believing in fairy tales, is, you're required to believe in bad magic as w

well as good.

[milestogo]

36. Does witchcraft work on voting machines?

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